Yeah, right.

A Monessen High School teacher resigned after winning a date with a porn star during a satellite radio contest.

While listening to the “Bubba the Love Sponge” radio show on Sirius satellite radio, Mr. Biagini won the trip last month to St. Petersburg, Fla., to meet with porn star Akira.

Mr. Biagini, who uses a wheelchair, was interviewed on the radio show after returning home. He said that he was ridiculed for his disability and offended by how he was portrayed on the show. He also expressed concerns about his teaching job.

Mr. Biagini, who taught art for 14 years at the school, said he entered the contest because he wanted to win the free trip and visit the Salvador Dali museum in St. Petersburg. He described the date as being “all fake and staged.”

More details:

During subsequent tapings of the program, the show’s hosts chastised Biagini, claiming he knew the nature of the contest and, purportedly, e-mailed them when he wasn’t originally chosen to win the contest.  

Here’s a hint, if you’re a teacher and you want to stay being a teacher of impressionable minds, don’t go on publicly accessible, nationally promoted, recorded for all posterity dates with porn stars, especially publicly accessible, recorded for all posterity, nationally promoted dates with porn stars that are sponsored by BUBBA THE FRICKIN LOVE SPONGE! 

And don’t act all shocked when a guy whose website is currently offering video of homeless people wearing shock collars, homeless kickboxing, and “homeless ball licking” and who recently hosted a shit your pants contest, goes and makes fun of your disability. 

I’m not defending Bubba, because, personally, I think Bubba is trash.  But I’m not buying it for one minute that this teacher who obviously listens to Bubba regularly was not aware that Bubba is trash.

There’s a pic here.

(h/t Displaced Burgher)





20 Comments

  1. plexxer
    August 13, 2007 10:31 am

    The date was “all fake and staged.”? What was he expecting from a porn star, an intimate liaison filled with nuanced flirtation? At least he had enough sense to wear heavy-duty gloves.



  2. Pensgirl
    August 13, 2007 3:09 pm

    Forget the porn aspect, he’s clearly a dope. Don’t you just love that this guy was shaping young minds for 14 years? How could anyone walk out of his course with even a morsel of new information? He probably had them just fingerpaint all year….



  3. Sue
    August 13, 2007 3:49 pm

    Did he not make enough money as a teacher to pay for a trip to the Salvador Dali museum? I can’t imagine it would be that expensive.



  4. Gunn Lino
    August 13, 2007 7:22 pm

    ” after returning home ” where ? to his parents finished basement ?



  5. efw_west
    August 14, 2007 9:54 am

    Gunn Lino & Pensgirl….pretty stupid comments. You don’t know anything about his situation. Maybe if you knew a little more, you wouldn’t post such ignorant remarks.



  6. Trish
    August 15, 2007 7:19 am

    Teacher = incredible dumbass for not thinking that a radio show hosted by someone named Bubba the Love Sponge offering a trip to Florida to go out with a porn star would somehow not come back to bite his career in the ass and that the host would not mock the fact that he’s in a wheelchair

    Bubba the Love Sponge = low rent Howard Stern

    Howard Stern = stopped being funny about twenty years ago

    All = L for loser!



  7. bucdaddy
    August 15, 2007 10:11 am

    PITTSBURGH (AP) — City police today issued an Amber Alert for the popular “blogger” known only as PittGirl, a day after frantic fans of her Web site deluged headquarters with calls and e-mails.

    PittGirl, whose site chronicles the trials and tribulations of a beautiful young lady navigating the fabulous big city, has not been heard from since Monday.

    “It’s obvious something tragic has befallen her,” Chief Inspector Dreyfuss said. “We need to be able to locate her, and fast. She could have been kidnapped by al Qaida, or she could be lying injured and unconscious in a pool of her own urine and feces. We just don’t know at this point. It’s extremely urgent that members of the public help us with any information they have.”

    So far, however, police have been stymied by the lack of a description of and an address for PittGirl. Worried callers have been able to say only that “Um, well, she drives across the Homestead Bridge every day” and “She can’t stand, like, pigeons” and “She’s really really HOTT n at …”

    Police are treating this as a missing-person case and not as a possible homicide, yet. Anyone with information about the missing blogger is asked to call Inspector Clouseau at 555-COPS.



  8. SeanCollier
    August 15, 2007 11:27 am

    Double word.



  9. BBM
    August 15, 2007 11:47 am

    And triple word. PittGirl, where are you? Come out, come out, wherever you are!



  10. Johnny
    August 15, 2007 1:49 pm

    Last we knoew, she went to get a copy of Esquire that had Lukey in it. Where are some downtown news stands we can check?



  11. Sue
    August 15, 2007 2:01 pm

    Seriously, I hope she is ok.



  12. Sparky
    August 15, 2007 2:02 pm

    Maybe king kong scooped her up and took her to the top of the USX building where pigeons are pecking at her while she screams for David Conrad to come to her rescue…someone check…



  13. Sparky
    August 15, 2007 2:04 pm

    and ditto to Sue infra.



  14. joey
    August 15, 2007 2:15 pm

    HAve y’all checked out the new weather chick at KDKA? Smmmmoookin.



  15. NY Luvs Pitts
    August 15, 2007 2:40 pm

    PG, are you with David Conrad. If so, just send a quick note to let us know you’re okay and then continue on.



  16. SeanCollier
    August 15, 2007 2:56 pm

    So Sue had the first “I hope she’s okay” at 2:00 PM EST.

    I’d guess…

    -“PittGirl Location Fund” opens up at 6:00.
    -Painstaking analysis of last 50 posts for threats, 8:00. [CLUE ONE: The infamous claim that if PittGirl is outed, there will be no more Burgh Blog! CONSPIRACYTHEORIZE!]
    -Door to door searches begin, 12:00 Noon Thursday.
    -Citywide curfew, 8:00 PM Friday.
    -Luke Ravenstahl and Ben Roethlisberger Roast at the Improv scheduled for 8:00 PM Saturday, in an attempt to draw PittGirl out of hiding.
    -Martial law declared, 2:00 PM Monday.



  17. north sider
    August 15, 2007 4:07 pm

    I miss PittGirl :(



  18. bugs
    August 15, 2007 5:40 pm

    Seems to me everything was okay til ya’ll made fun of her Zima. When will you learn?



  19. NoSide15212
    August 15, 2007 9:49 pm

    Maybe she’s trapped under her Camaro…wait, maybe the friction between her thighs ignited her Jordache jeans and she was flown to the Burn Center in San Antonio, TX. Let’s all just sit quietly and pray.