Heeeeeere’s LUKEY!

Finally, here’s the scan of Lukey’s little blurb in Esquire magazine:

Some thoughts:

1. The title of the article is “Hizzoner: At the Mayors Convention, Esquire rubs elbows with the hardest-working (cough) men in politics, and discovers we’re not so screwed after all.” Which is funny because I would think that the reaction of many a Burgher to finding out the mayor of the City of Pittsburgh was all of 26-years-old was, “We’re SO screwed!”

2. Four of those “men” are women.

3. Lukey is last.

4. Best perk is not having political relationships yet?!

Come on!

The best perk answer should obviously have included any or all of the following words: Burkle, UPMC, golf, Tiger Woods, celebrities, proclamations, or friend of Kevin’s.





10 Comments

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  2. Ms. Caroline
    August 20, 2007 3:00 pm

    One word – Wanker.



  3. Michael
    August 20, 2007 3:40 pm

    Sorry Ms Caroline to correct you…..

    “Two fisted wanker”



  4. Ms. Caroline
    August 20, 2007 3:49 pm

    You are right Michael. I stand humbly corrected.



  5. PittCheMBA
    August 20, 2007 10:15 pm

    When does Lukey have time to be mayor? Flying on “Ron Air” Burkle’s private plane, chasing Tiger Woods for an autograph, playing golf with Mario courtesy of UPMC, kissing up to Sienna Miller, getting his photo taken for Esquire, watching Steelers practice at the Southside while Millvale is under water. What a busy schedule.



  6. NoSide15212
    August 21, 2007 9:14 am

    “no political relationships.”

    Whew! Your Calvin cartoon really does capture the essence of that line quite nicely. That quote is as steeped in bullshit as any you’ll ever hear out of a politician’s mouth. Ever.



  7. Danopsu
    August 21, 2007 11:26 am

    Im thinkin two fisted wanker with a twist of lime…he doesth speweth of political shat (ding!)



  8. TRUTHTELLER
    August 21, 2007 6:41 pm

    Even Esquire can’t make him attractive.



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