1. Girls. Our secret is out! “Your average girl” IS totally attracted to men who post pictures of themselves playing horseshoes.
2. Look, I’m not making fun of this guy. I’m just giving him some free advice and that advice is this: “collapsed arches” is maybe not what you want to lead your ad off with. You’re welcome. Also, “relationship websume”?!
3. Add this one to the “That photo? You picked THAT photo for your ad?!” file. Because nothing makes you more attractive than your frickin’ Bluetooth headset. God.
4. How many times before he gets the hint, I wonder?
5. Did ANYONE on Craigslist actually graduate high school? Who writes like this?! I have a headache now.
6. I hope some kind person wrote this guy and told him about that tarantula on his forehead.
7. Yes! Finally someone has put their finger on it. Steely McBeam DID make me die a little inside. I don’t care if this chick has two working teeth and a mustache, she’s awesome.
8.. If you’re into Jewish witches, and WHO WOULDN’T BE!?!?
9. Two things I learned from this post: that there are people so into spanking that they actually rent venues to hold two-day spanking marathons and that those people are called “spankos.” Craigslist is so educational … and creepy.