PittGirl mines Craigslist … and spanking abounds!

1.  Girls.  Our secret is out!  “Your average girl” IS totally attracted to men who post pictures of themselves playing horseshoes.

2.   Look, I’m not making fun of this guy.  I’m just giving him some free advice and that advice is this:  “collapsed arches” is maybe not what you want to lead your ad off with.  You’re welcome.  Also, “relationship websume”?!

3.   Add this one to the “That photo?  You picked THAT photo for your ad?!” file.  Because nothing makes you more attractive than your frickin’ Bluetooth headset.  God.

4.   How many times before he gets the hint, I wonder?

5.   Did ANYONE on Craigslist actually graduate high school?  Who writes like this?!  I have a headache now.

6.  I hope some kind person wrote this guy and told him about that tarantula on his forehead.

7.   Yes!  Finally someone has put their finger on it.  Steely McBeam DID make me die a little inside.  I don’t care if this chick has two working teeth and a mustache, she’s awesome.

8..  If you’re into Jewish witches, and WHO WOULDN’T BE!?!?

9.  Two things I learned from this post: that there are people so into spanking that they actually rent venues to hold two-day spanking marathons and that those people are called “spankos.”  Craigslist is so educational … and creepy.





12 Comments

  1. Darwin Police
    August 21, 2007 9:26 am

    I had to look up SSBBW.

    Then I had to douse my eyeballs with bleach.



  2. spoon
    August 21, 2007 9:36 am

    Isn’t entry 3 up there Jeff Reed? whoa… I sense a paradox



  3. Zsa
    August 21, 2007 10:15 am

    #3 really needs to get off his high horse, or marry one of the Duggar offspring.



  4. Ms. Caroline
    August 21, 2007 10:25 am

    7. Every time you mine Craigslist, I die a little inside.



  5. Chrys
    August 21, 2007 10:29 am

    All I can say is… WOW!! Just WOW! I am totally digging on the “wet bangs” look on #6.. total tarantula hotness!!!! Definately left his geeky-ness back in highschool. SEXY



  6. DW
    August 21, 2007 10:44 am

    I feel like I’m being Punked every time I read these…these can’t be real I tell myself. Sadly, I know they are.



  7. dee
    August 21, 2007 11:22 am

    I was single in Pittsburgh for 5 years. Unfortunately, they are real. Disturbingly real.



  8. Pensgirl
    August 21, 2007 12:25 pm

    Ooh, I’ve always wanted a boyfriend who is hyperjudgmental AND refers to age 23 as “all older.” At last, my prince has come!



  9. MountaineerHoo
    August 21, 2007 6:14 pm

    Crimeny, I think all of them need an English lesson. Number 2 and his, “Also, please note that I done Long Distance Relationships,” just about killed me. I had no idea “Long Distance Relationships” was a proper noun! Maybe I’ll teach that to my high schoolers tomorrow…



  10. TRUTHTELLER
    August 21, 2007 6:39 pm

    3. My sister’s moron of a BF wears his all the time like it’s some indicator of success. Did I mention that HE HAS NO JOB?



  11. Stll A. Fan
    August 21, 2007 7:58 pm

    i find it hilarious that an item that now costs about $39 for low-end ones can be thought of as a symbol of success. puke.



  12. Vern
    August 21, 2007 9:25 pm

    Tarantula guy HAS to be modeling his new photoshop haircut…there’s just something not right about that photo