Most unexpected news item, EVER!

You guys.  The most shocking news ever.  I mean, I can’t believe it!  I never saw this coming:

Joe Hardy, the founder of 84 Lumber Co. and a Fayette County commissioner, has filed for divorce from Kristin Georgi, 23, his third wife.

Mr. Hardy, 84, filed Monday for the divorce, according to the Uniontown Herald Standard newspaper. The court papers cited irreconcilable differences.

The 84-year-old and the 23-year-old have irreconcilable differences?  Again: SHOCKED!

I bet she treated his baby hyena poorly.  And that’s NOT a euphemism.

Anybody have three months in their office pool?





24 Comments

  1. Judge Rufus Peckham
    August 22, 2007 7:54 am

    Apparently young Kristin Georgi decided she couldn’t hold out until the couple’s fifth wedding anniversary when the traditional gift is wood.



  2. DW
    August 22, 2007 8:34 am

    She got her pay day…but ewwwww.



  3. pittgirl
    August 22, 2007 8:41 am

    HAH!!!!



  4. Bob
    August 22, 2007 9:04 am

    She got pissed when he refused to go to her sorority mixer.



  5. chrys
    August 22, 2007 9:42 am

    This is the saddest day ever.. I really thought these two crazy kids were going to make it…I wonder what went wrong. ( dripping sarcasm!!)



  6. Sofa King
    August 22, 2007 10:05 am

    Hmmm….I wonder if she’s looking for a rebound guy? I’m sure after 3 months with someone that could be her great-grandpa, she probably has a lot of pent up “frustration” she needs to let out.



  7. parking chair
    August 22, 2007 10:09 am

    Too much 84, not enough Lumber.



  8. PittCheMBA
    August 22, 2007 10:13 am

    Did she sign a pre-nup?



  9. Danopsu
    August 22, 2007 10:40 am

    Parking chair….that was hilarious!



  10. spoon
    August 22, 2007 10:47 am

    I woulda held out for the 20k/month over 2 mil up front. She’ll blow through that loot like Jeff Reed at Hi-Tops.

    If I was a guest at the wedding I’d be pissed off. I know how much thought I put into picking out a gift and if the couple split this fast I’d wanna kick some ass. That’s like saying “Hey spoon, thanks for the gift! neener neener!”

    In fact this did happen to me once… and I did kick some ass.



  11. NY Luvs Pitts
    August 22, 2007 11:30 am

    What happened?!?!? Did his viagra prescription not get refilled in time?!?!? How fustrating!!!! Damn pharmacies!!!!



  12. GeeO
    August 22, 2007 11:42 am

    Wow, this is from out of the blue! I really thought this would last 4-ever! I guess she managed to get knocked up sooner than she thought – so bye-bye Joey! Now she gets alimony and child support, which I bet was the plan all along.



  13. bucdaddy
    August 22, 2007 1:24 pm

    Parking Chair wins. All hail parking chair!

    On the bright side, my daughter is 21 and available to be the next Mrs. Hardy.



  14. jeeperz
    August 22, 2007 2:06 pm

    Good ol’ Joe must have been doing some scouting at a high school graduation and found the next Mrs. Hardy…

    PS Sorry Kristin…call me ; )



  15. bucdaddy
    August 22, 2007 3:34 pm

    I’m guessing “irreconcilable differences” means “Maggie cut off my allowance.”



  16. Robert
    August 22, 2007 6:50 pm

    Channel 4 quotes Kristin’s mother as saying that she’s planning to write a book based on the journal she kept while they’re married.



  17. Still A. Fan
    August 22, 2007 6:53 pm

    parking chair – nice!

    she is hot though.



  18. Heavy T
    August 22, 2007 7:58 pm

    I don’t mind those kind of sloppy seconds



  19. ImKeithHernandez
    August 23, 2007 11:43 am

    Rumor has it she left him some time ago…and is pregnant.



  20. sean
    August 23, 2007 12:30 pm

    hi pitt girl…to add to the intrique (if anyone actually cares), my friends who work up there at nemacolin tell me an e-mail went out 2 weeks ago prohibiting young what’s-her-name from charging anything, anywhere on the grounds of the resort, as she was caught cheating on joe and didn’t come home for a few days…joe was also building young what’s- her-name’s mother a house on the grounds somewhere, the construction of that dwelling has been halted…currently, everyone’s wondering up there: did she get to keep the porsche and the big rock on her finger?? also, and this is huge, joe allegedly had a “no cheating” clause in the pre-nup! which would probably mean she was thrown out empty handed! welcome back to your white trash world!



  21. Imusfan
    August 25, 2007 4:24 pm

    What sorority? She never went to a college. She was lucky she went to and made it through Give a Backrub U. I remember saying this months ago and some nitwit back on that previous blog thought we were all so mean to say it would never last, etc. What does she think now, huh?

    He won’t suffer for long. I am sure he has a 10th grader in mind to be Mrs. H the 4th.



  22. myself1234
    April 25, 2008 10:47 am

    I know first hand she was cheating on joe with a LOSER boyfriend of hers from day ONE of the relationship. They planned the whole thing. They didn’t think they would get caught in the closet though. What idiots!!!! They didn’t get what they thought they were going to.



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