What can I get for $20?

An email from sister of PittGirl (the Tina Fey one) who now lives in Texas:

I’ve been reading on the national news about the aunt in Donora, PA who “rented” two hookers for $80 for her 12-year-old nephew. (I’m assuming one only rents hookers or parts of hookers and is not actually able to buy a hooker.)

Are you embarrassed that Pittsburgh-area hookers are so cheap? Really, what the hell kind of hooker only charges $40? Of course, I’m assuming that each charged an equal amount, but I guess one could be a $20 hooker (who likely sucks…and not in a good way) and the other a $60 hooker.

Either way, I’d shoot myself if I had to have sex so cheaply. I bet that even here in the sticks our hookers get more than that. Maybe I don’t want to move to the Burgh after all…your workforce is way underpaid.

Told you she was witty.

Also? My faith in the human race took a little ding with this here story.





9 Comments

  1. Bram R
    August 24, 2007 4:43 pm

    That must have been Lolita and Tanqa-Ray. They typically run $50 each, or 2 for $80.

    I hope you made some distinctions concerning Donora.



  2. plexxer
    August 24, 2007 5:07 pm

    Have you ever been to Donora? It’s one of the only towns I’ve ever heard of in which a McDonald’s closes because of lack of business.



  3. Woy
    August 24, 2007 8:09 pm

    Alright Chris Briem and Mike Madison, drop the cupcakes and start writing about the atrocious state of prostitution wages in Pittsburgh!



  4. PittCheMBA
    August 24, 2007 9:10 pm

    Maybe the hookers were charging the “kids” rate versus the adult rate.



  5. TRUTHTELLER
    August 25, 2007 2:35 pm

    Donora is NOT the Burgh…just so you know.



  6. Greg
    August 26, 2007 4:48 pm

    I don’t know what the going rate is but the television show COPS does a hooker sting pretty regularly and the prostitutes sometimes charge $20 or 30 dollars.



  7. danopsu
    August 27, 2007 8:28 am

    Maybe they had Jeeters from Kennywood…you must be this tall to ride this ride….and since he wasnt…$20

    OR…it could have been their version of student rush too…show your Jr High ID and its only $20



  8. Sofa King
    August 27, 2007 10:26 am

    I can’t imagine what quality of hookers you can find in Donora, but just thinking about it makes me want to go bathe myself in Clorox.



  9. Chuck
    August 27, 2007 9:03 pm

    How does your incredibly hot sister know the going rate for hookers in her area???
    Inquiring minds want to know.