An email from sister of PittGirl (the Tina Fey one) who now lives in Texas:
I’ve been reading on the national news about the aunt in Donora, PA who “rented” two hookers for $80 for her 12-year-old nephew. (I’m assuming one only rents hookers or parts of hookers and is not actually able to buy a hooker.)
Are you embarrassed that Pittsburgh-area hookers are so cheap? Really, what the hell kind of hooker only charges $40? Of course, I’m assuming that each charged an equal amount, but I guess one could be a $20 hooker (who likely sucks…and not in a good way) and the other a $60 hooker.
Either way, I’d shoot myself if I had to have sex so cheaply. I bet that even here in the sticks our hookers get more than that. Maybe I don’t want to move to the Burgh after all…your workforce is way underpaid.
Told you she was witty.
Also? My faith in the human race took a little ding with this here story.