1. Out of Colorado:
An elementary school has banned tag on its playground after some children complained they were harassed or chased against their will.
“It causes a lot of conflict on the playground,” said Cindy Fesgen, assistant principal of the Discovery Canyon Campus school.
Running games are still allowed as long as students don’t chase each other, she said.
You know what? If you don’t run, you can’t be chased.
If you don’t want to play tag, just sit your ass down or go swing or something.
2. Those of you who are David Conrad fans like me, which should by now be EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU, you can go here to watch him in an episode of Relativity. Enjoy.
3. How can you NOT love country music with lyrics like these?
Them panty-hose ain’t gonna last to0 long,
if the DJ puts Bon Jovi on.
She might come home in a table cloth,
yeah tequila makes her clothes fall off.
That sound you hear is bunches of Burghers turning their radio dials (Hello, 1982!) to Froggy 98.
4. The Buccos are no longer in last place and are only 8.5 games out of first. I am as shocked as you are.
5. Those of you wanting to see new pictures of Sonni are in luck, because now you can see her with the other hottest newswoman ever, Wendy Bell:
Bam! That’s a whole lot of hot.
(photo courtesy of Jim)