Another husband.

Today, I parked at the Civic Arena (yes, that’s what it’s called.)
I noticed about a dozen people standing around one of the lot exits holding papers and jerseys and such.
Then just as I was about to step into the exit lane a black Porsche being driven by a Penguin whose face I couldn’t see, pulled [...]

And self says, “I do.”

U.S. District Judge Joy Flowers Conti yesterday granted a temporary restraining order to Mary Jo Knelly and David Huggins-Daines, who plan to solemnize their marriage to each other tomorrow before family and friends but without an officiant present. The Allegheny County register of wills office will drop its attempt to deny licenses for self-uniting marriages.
You [...]

Random n@.

1.  Like I need another way to die to worry about.  WTF?
2.   Finally!  Finally someone to discuss your “fascination with vintage vacuums.”  He says there must be hundreds of you in the city.  God, I hope not.
Also, doesn’t “Expert in vintage GM Frigidaire washers and dryers” sound like the “occupation” that would be listed [...]

Yeah, that’ll happen.

Lukey and that guy that’s going to lose had a debate yesterday.
Luke was his usual super-mature self.

Actually, just from snippets written in the article, it appears that Lukey came off sounding pretty decent.
I’ll tell you this though.  That boy had better have uttered a few measly “move forwards” because I about had it with this [...]

PittGirl has decided.

Operators of Paul Brown Stadium want permission from the city to kill birds that have been pooping on Bengals fans.
Pigeon droppings have been falling on patrons and into their food and beverages.
He asked in his letter that stadium employees who are familiar with firearms be allowed to shoot birds a few days prior to [...]