Sometimes I am the driver.
Sometimes I am the pedestrian.
But you know what? I’m a considerate pedestrian. I walk when the sign says “Walk,” and if there are cars approaching, I don’t walk when the sign says “Don’t Walk.” I learned this from Miss Fawcett in kindergarten.
So tell me, what the hell is up with the downtown pedestrians lately and their inability to obey the “Don’t Walk” signs? I almost hit six pedestrians with my car today at four different intersections.
Apparently what we need these days is additional signs UNDER the “Don’t Walk” signs that read, “Hey, asshole! WTF? Are you stupid? I SAID don’t frickin’ walk! God!”