PittGirl mines Craigslist … be very afraid.

The end of summer has brought the crazies out:

1. Any single what? Single bills? Single women willing to respond to so lame a post? Single WHAT?!?!

2. You might be an urban redneck … if you post a picture of yourself drinking in front of a sobriety checkpoint road sign. Gawd.

3. From the “Craigslist is Educational” file, apparently a “warlock” is a real freaking thing!  And apparently this lady is bat shit crazy.

4. Because blacking out your eyes TOTALLY disguises who you are.

5. I can’t for the life of me imagine why he hasn’t had any response.

6. We do know what you look like “?”. Yum!

7.  Wow. Forget good looking, smart, with job … she just wants some dominant genes.

8.   Um?

9.   “Send resume“?

10.   “i like surfing and being in pittsburgh im withering a small bit i havent found homor in that quite yet lol what ever adapt and over come i work hard for a adrenealin rush i like girls who are the same”

That’s sickwiddit.

11.   Freak!

12.  HAHAHAHAH!  HAHAHAH!  HAHAHAH!  OMG!  That last picture!  HAHAH!


  1. chrys
    September 5, 2007 10:15 am

    1. Where is Okland?
    2. Criminal Justice major? Photo op near a sobriety check point? No Drama! PRICELESS!! What a catch!
    3. Bat shit crazy has nothing on this chick!
    4. WHY??
    5. Love the “No huge women please”.. such a charmer.
    6. paging bat shit crazy witch…
    7. Why, at 18. is she looking for a father for future child(ren)???
    8. WTF!!
    9. Resume??
    10.Chukky!! is that you???
    11.$25 an hour? Is this legal? LOL!!

  2. Ms. Caroline
    September 5, 2007 10:29 am

    That’s it. I’m leaving the area. Each time you do that I die a little more inside.

  3. Darwin Police
    September 5, 2007 10:46 am

    Craigslist: the single greatest advertisement for the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement.

  4. spoon
    September 5, 2007 10:51 am

    4) 3 words… MAD HACKER SKILLZ

  5. bucdaddy
    September 5, 2007 10:51 am

    7. Don’t want kids with gingervitis? Then don’t feed them so much damn ginger. People make things so hard sometimes …

    Me, I prefer Mary Annvitis.

  6. Sofa King
    September 5, 2007 11:38 am

    Oh, Dear God…

  7. Zsa
    September 5, 2007 12:20 pm

    I’m really broke, I might actually give #11 a call.

  8. joey
    September 5, 2007 12:48 pm

    Do people really respond to these ads? I always thought they were just jokes.


    Hey PittGirl…I saw a plate yesterday that said “PGH GRL”…someone is trying to invade your space!

  9. BBM
    September 5, 2007 1:18 pm

    There was so much wrong with all of those posts that I can’t even figure out which was the worst. Holy hell.

  10. DW
    September 5, 2007 1:21 pm

    Agreed BBM…I’m at a loss. Zsa, if you give #11 a call, you have to share the tapes w/ us. ha!

  11. Lynne
    September 5, 2007 2:29 pm

    5. seems to have a problem with the letter “e”…

  12. chrys
    September 5, 2007 3:30 pm

    did anyone check out his myspace??? omg..it appears the dope already has a girlfriend. i guess he’s looking for a spare? LOL!!

  13. chrys
    September 5, 2007 3:31 pm

    oops.. I meant goof #5

  14. Bram R
    September 5, 2007 5:12 pm

    12. I thought you were laughing at someone who has no leg, but then I was like wait, that guy totally has a leg. Haha. hahahaha.

  15. JP
    September 5, 2007 6:25 pm

    #2 Urban Redneck says, “I chew. I realize its not particulary appealing, but I do it.” Love that he’s keeping it real. Don’t love it enough to contact him, just saying…

    #7 Redhead i.s.o.m.w.d.g. – maybe ‘gingervitis’ is her clever way of saying redheaded. could she mean its such a pain to have red hair, not that her gums hurt? (i doubt it, but you never know.)

    in general, i am struck by the earnestness and sincerity of these postings, in spite of the social awkwardness or inappropriateness or wahtever you want to call it. except for the truly f’ed up ones, and you know who they are.

  16. KGC
    September 5, 2007 6:29 pm

    LMAO every time you do this, PittGirl. God forbid any of these actually find someone and spawn off anything. Shuuuudder.

  17. Diane K
    September 5, 2007 7:50 pm

    #7, OK, so she doesn’t want her kids to have gum disease. I understand.

    but what is she trying to say by ‘wanting kids who can tan’…?????

    I hope the other guy got to Kennywood. Hottie.

  18. pittgirl
    September 5, 2007 8:38 pm

    I think this might clear it up for you guys: