You know Ritchie Scaife and the reason you know Ritchie Scaife is because I told you about how she’s all batshit crazy and stuff. Remember?
Not only is she totally and completely batshit, she’s richer than Dubai.
The estranged wife of billionaire and newspaper owner Richard Mellon Scaife, the Pittsburgh banking heir turned media mogul, was awarded $725,000 a month in temporary support during their acrimonious divorce, the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette reported Sunday.
$725,000 a month.
$725,000 EVERY FRICKIN’ MONTH?!?!
Is this what Kristin Georgi has to look forward to, because if so, I’d like to change my opinion of Ms. Georgi from “money-hungry slut” to “smartest person on Earth.”
Also, if you’re into the whole PG versus Trib side of it, you must go read what Dennis Roddy wrote because I’m pretty sure he and the Block’s were all MWAH-HAHAHAH! as the papers rolled off the press.
Also, gross old rich billionaires of the Burgh? Prenuptial agreements are your friends. Embrace them.