I try not to be a witchy bitch, really I do, but you know what, if you don’t want your nits to be picked by PittGirl then you shouldn’t post the most pretentious wedding announcement ever in the PG. Huge giant tip of my cute little ballcap to Ms. Mon.
The dog. For the love of God, THE DOG! I’ll bet you my Terrible Towel that the dog was the ring bearer.
The groom, 38, is the founder of Seventh Sense, an internationally renowned jewelry company whose clients include Bloomingdales, Macys, Lord and Taylor and Dillards.
Excuse me while I go get my giant umbrella to shield me from all the falling names that are being dropped.
Okay, I’m back.
The couple met four years ago after Mr. Lisiten attended a business seminar in Fiji at the Namale resort, owned by Tony Robbins, a mentor and friend of Ms Krupp’s.
Whoa! Did you see how I just jumped out of the way of that dropped name in the nick of time?! The last thing I need is to get some Tony Robbins on my clothes. That shit does NOT come out no matter how much you try to shout it out.
Krupp clients and friends included Catherine Crier, Jan Miller, power house literary agent and mentor, Jean Chatzky, Oprah’s Friend and Today Show contributor, Dr Connie Guttersen, author of the runaway bestseller The Sonoma Diet, Aleta St James, and Cristina Ferrare. Ushers included David Kirsch, trainer to the stars, and Phillip Bloch, stylist to the stars.
This is a full fledged storm now and I’m pretty sure in about half an hour we’re going to see Wendy Bell cutting to Stephen Cropper who is standing in front of a car brushing some names off the hood all, “As you can see, the names have REALLY started to come down now, Wendy.”
I’ll see yinz later. Gotta go to the Iggle for some milk and toilet paper.