PittGirl mines Craigslist … and ALL CAPS ABOUNDS!

1. Boy, Viagra is NOT this chick’s friend. You guys out there that are desperately seeking a woman with no interest in sex … and you know you are! … she’s right there for the taking.

2. Does she mean “taken out” as in on a date or as in shoot my ass Soprano’s style?

3. Choose between those two prizes? But HOW??!?!

4. I’m afraid to ask because maybe it is something disgusting or porny, but what the hell is she doing in that pic?

5. I can’t say anything about this that I haven’t said a million times, but I’m going to say it: GOOD LORD, PLEASE PUT A SHIRT ON, YOU LOSER!

6. Cold baths, hot tea, and Golden Girls? That’s a catch right there, girls. Also, “I like things and stuff.” Hey, I like air and breathing! What a coincidence! We both like things and stuff!

7. I can’t say anything about this that I haven’t said a million times, but I’m going to say it: GOOD LORD, PLEASE PULL YOUR PANTS UP, YOU LOSER!

Any takers on the “I want to be spoiled and treated like a king” shit? Yeah, didn’t think so.

8. I wanted to make fun of this Burgher, but I think he might be awesome.

9. Freak!

10. What about East Lebovians? Will you accept an East Lebovian?

11. YOU’RE WEIRD? LOL? Why don’t you contact number 1 up there and see if you can interest her in some of your bamboo for “MAXIMUM EXTASY!!!!!!”





8 Comments

  1. The Bag of Health and Politics
    September 21, 2007 12:51 pm

    Imagine if all these people hook up with each other and have “craig’s list babies.” Might be an argument for devolution there…



  2. Kelli
    September 21, 2007 1:07 pm

    I agree. #8 might just be awesome.

    He is at least funny – I laughed at his picture. And it was even ha-ha laughter, not weird-funny laughter



  3. Aeran
    September 21, 2007 1:15 pm

    ever see the movie “idiocracy”?

    well in it, the US is populated by “craigslist babies”.



  4. bucdaddy
    September 21, 2007 1:52 pm

    Dear God,

    Thank you that I’m not single.

    Your humble servant on Earth,

    bucdaddy



  5. Carie
    September 21, 2007 3:16 pm

    #6-is that K-fed???



  6. JCIII
    September 21, 2007 3:55 pm

    #10 – Looking for almost every ethnicity, but NO IRISH!!! “If you have more than 25% Irish blood, please don’t respond.”
    Now mind you, I’m a guy, so I won’t be responding, but what’s wrong with the Irish, eh? I’m getting me Irish up just thinking about this and feel like tracking this loser down and giving him an old fashioned Irish ass whooping.
    Sorry.
    I feel better now.



  7. MountaineerHoo
    September 21, 2007 5:50 pm

    How about #7’s picture with the cat?! I found it absolutely hilarious.



  8. Heather
    September 21, 2007 8:03 pm

    #7 would like for you to leave him a massage if you’re interested, not to be confused with a message.