From Craigstlist Pittsburgh’s “Free Stuff” page:
Baken egg and cheese biscut:
i have a mcdonalds breakfast sandwhich for free if any one wants it just email me i am located at 500 grant st the mellon building if u email me and want it i will brign it down to u. Haddad.G@mellon.com this is my email
1. I’m sure all the hungry homeless people with Internet Access are all over this already.
2. If this is a joke being played on a friend, I sure would like to see said friend’s face when he opens the first, “Just emailing to let you know I’ll take that sandwich. I’ll meet you in the lobby in ten minutes” email.
3 Is this the caliber of people they’ve got working at Mellon? Because I don’t want anyone handling anything that has anything to do with my money who is incapable of spelling the word BACON. I’ll let “biscuit” slide, but BACON?! Come. On!