- September 26, 2007
- filed under Annoying Burghers, Ben Roethlisberger, Local media, Steelers, The Damn Pigeons
1. The PG’s Tim McNulty loses Steelers tickets because he threw them away thinking they were junk mail and GOES TO A DUMPSTER AND ACTUALLY FINDS THEM!
God loves Tim McNulty.
I love Tim McNulty for making me laugh, particularly that last paragraph.
And let’s be honest. How many of us would spend a day or two in a dumpster looking for lost Steelers tickets?
[knocked over by the giant rush of air resulting from all of Steeler Nation waving their hands madly in the air]
(h/t Aly and DW)
2. Benny is scaring the kids:
3. Some more people that deserve to die, immediately.
When a nearby fire threatened their mobile home, a Beaver County couple rescued their dogs and marijuana, but left behind a 4-year-old boy, authorities said.
It’s a good thing I’m not God, because if I was, people would just be bursting into flames left and right. I’ve got no tolerance for this shit.
Cowboys fan? Flames.
Saving drugs before your kid? Flames.
Pigeons? GIANT FLAMES OF HELL!