That actress that Benny isn’t dating, but that he’s totally dating, is interviewed in some magazine called Infamous.
INF: What did you think of Pittsburgh?
MP: I like it there. I like it there a lot. It actually
reminds me of Vancouver. It’s really green,
there’s a lot of trees and very friendly there. I like
the people. I like that everything is about family
and you work hard there, and I appreciate that
INF: What do athletes and actors have in
MP: Not sure. I guess they have to do interviews.
If you can get past the sheer brilliance of her massive brain and all the big giant vocabulary she just dropped on you, she does love the Burgh and she does now claim to be a Steeler fan, and she’s sleeping with the Duke of Fug and the Earl of Gross, so that means looks are not that important to her. (rim shot)
I kind of like her now.
But I’m sure the minions hate her guts and are actively trying to make her go away.
(h/t Mel in the comments to this post which is over 600 freakin’ comments)