And self says, “I do.”

U.S. District Judge Joy Flowers Conti yesterday granted a temporary restraining order to Mary Jo Knelly and David Huggins-Daines, who plan to solemnize their marriage to each other tomorrow before family and friends but without an officiant present. The Allegheny County register of wills office will drop its attempt to deny licenses for self-uniting marriages.

You guys, keep it on the down low, because while self-uniting marriages are legal, polygamy might not be, but I’ve just this second married myself to David Conrad, Matt Lamanna, and Daniel Sepulveda in a self-uniting ceremony that took place in my head.

It went something like this:

PittGirl: Self, do you take David Conrad, Matt Lamanna, and Daniel Sepulveda to be your husbands?

Self: I. Do.

That was easy. I’m registered at Target now.


  1. dwight
    September 28, 2007 12:52 pm

    Man! Now I have to fight to have your self-uniting marriage to Daniel annulled and then fight for the right to make it legal for me to marry him in my own mind. I wonder if I’ll change the blog to Dwight Supremacy-Sepulveda?

  2. dwight
    September 28, 2007 12:54 pm

    Actually, it would be Dwight Supremacy Faneca Sepulveda.

  3. dee
    September 28, 2007 1:36 pm

    Hopefully Target sells bacon dishes.

  4. Lily
    September 28, 2007 1:57 pm

    Or baken dishes.

  5. chrys
    September 28, 2007 2:42 pm

    How many of Benny’s minions who stalk this blog just self united themselves with him? ugh…

  6. Sylar
    September 28, 2007 4:16 pm

    Some of the people who frequent this blog would self-unite with themselves.

  7. Trish
    September 29, 2007 12:08 am

    If self-uniting = more loot, I’m all for it.

  8. Still A. Fan
    September 29, 2007 6:32 am

    i’m going to try this with kate hudson

  9. yinzerchick
    September 29, 2007 10:23 pm

    Well, don’t self-unit too often, you might go blind or something…

  10. regina
    October 4, 2007 7:51 pm

    hmmmm Regina Sepulveda has a nice ring to it. Sorry Dwight, my Danny is taken!!