U.S. District Judge Joy Flowers Conti yesterday granted a temporary restraining order to Mary Jo Knelly and David Huggins-Daines, who plan to solemnize their marriage to each other tomorrow before family and friends but without an officiant present. The Allegheny County register of wills office will drop its attempt to deny licenses for self-uniting marriages.
You guys, keep it on the down low, because while self-uniting marriages are legal, polygamy might not be, but I’ve just this second married myself to David Conrad, Matt Lamanna, and Daniel Sepulveda in a self-uniting ceremony that took place in my head.
It went something like this:
PittGirl: Self, do you take David Conrad, Matt Lamanna, and Daniel Sepulveda to be your husbands?
Self: I. Do.
That was easy. I’m registered at Target now.