When I first saw this picture in the PG of a woman holding a pigeon and looking at it as if it were Daniel Sepulveda … naked, I thought, “Oh, that poor demented lady.”
Then I read the article and now I’m all, “That stupid crazy lunatic!”
She is the very definition of a pigeon person. There is the MySpace.com page she has set up for the humane treatment of pigeons. There is also the sanctuary in her front yard, complete with a plaque that this pigeon — whom she named Caesar — happened upon.
“He was so cute, cute, cute,” she said. “He wanted to be fed and he was just stumbling around like he was sick.”
He was probably sick because I POISONED HIS ASS! I can’t be sure, though. I poison lots of pigeons.