Nuts.

When I first saw this picture in the PG of a woman holding a pigeon and looking at it as if it were Daniel Sepulveda … naked, I thought, “Oh, that poor demented lady.”

Then I read the article and now I’m all, “That stupid crazy lunatic!”

She is the very definition of a pigeon person. There is the MySpace.com page she has set up for the humane treatment of pigeons. There is also the sanctuary in her front yard, complete with a plaque that this pigeon — whom she named Caesar — happened upon.

“He was so cute, cute, cute,” she said. “He wanted to be fed and he was just stumbling around like he was sick.”

He was probably sick because I POISONED HIS ASS! I can’t be sure, though. I poison lots of pigeons.





11 Comments

  1. KGC
    October 4, 2007 10:06 am

    Pigeon (n), A rat with wings.



  2. DW
    October 4, 2007 10:21 am

    Special MySpace page…she’s got issues…love the music. ha.

    Maybe, PittGirl, you could meet her for a pigeon “intervention” to find the love. :)



  3. Hazel
    October 4, 2007 10:27 am

    I just threw up a little in my mouth looking at that picture.



  4. chrys
    October 4, 2007 10:42 am

    ~creepy~



  5. Pensgirl
    October 4, 2007 11:04 am

    I went to the PG site, saw that headline, and came straight here. Is it a good thing or a bad thing that seeing anything pigeon-related immediately brings PittGirl to mind?



  6. Phoenix Rising
    October 4, 2007 11:11 am

    You are a fluke
    Of the universe.
    You have no right to be here…..
    Deteriorata! Deteriorata!



  7. The Bag of Health and Politics
    October 4, 2007 11:16 am

    My Dad just bought a house. It has a two-story carriage house/garage in the back. It was once used by people that liked to race “carrier” pigeons. We had to clean the pigeon shit from 80 years ago out. Pigeons suck. They are basically flying, cold blooded rats.



  8. the violet
    October 4, 2007 11:45 am

    When I saw this in the PG I just KNEW PittGirl would jump on it…and I second her opinion. Lunatic



  9. Still A. Fan
    October 4, 2007 7:22 pm

    and what’s with that pigeon museum on the PA turnpike between harrisburg and philly?



  10. returningBurgher
    October 4, 2007 7:27 pm

    i saw that article and thought of you PG. i



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