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Just too much.

Readers, I’m about to hit you with more hotness (not mine) than you’ve been hit with in a long time.

Brace yourselves. Here we go. From the Nakama Celebrity Cook-Off:

For all of you Alison Morris fans (and you weird Jeff Reed fans):

No, I don’t know what Alison is wearing, but it just might be the hottest thing ever!

Geico Caveman, er, I mean Maxime Talbot fans:

(Jim says that’s soy sauce and he swears it and we don’t doubt him because he’s awesome.)

For me (and maybe some of you):

Wendy Bell. Still rocking PittGirl’s world.

And um, there’s this:

Holy shit. I think my computer is going to burst into flames.

Also? If you have ever doubted that Jim Lokay is the luckiest son of a bitch alive, you have my permission to haul yourself off and bitch slap yourself silly.

Go on. I’ll be here when you get back.





30 Comments

  1. joey
    October 10, 2007 10:05 am

    I dunno….there is something off with Allison Morris. She needs a nosejob or something..maybe take a bit off of those big ol gums…

    And Lokay is the luckiest man alive, because watching him look sooo uncomfortable on TV he should be happy that he has a job as an on-air personality.



  2. pittgirl
    October 10, 2007 10:20 am

    Wow, Joey. Sounds like someone needs a drink.

    There isn’t a thing wrong with Alison Morris.



  3. DW
    October 10, 2007 10:34 am

    I want to hang w/ the Lokay-nator! Man, you keep good company!



  4. bucdaddy
    October 10, 2007 10:49 am

    Alison has … some big teeth. She was doing OK until Wendy stood next to her. POW!

    Still, if I could squeeze between them in pic No. 3 …

    (I’ll say it for you: Huh, men!)



  5. Something Ain't Right with Her
    October 10, 2007 10:54 am

    I’d agree that Alison has something that ain’t right going on with her face. It might be that her face features are way too big for her little head and body.



  6. dwight
    October 10, 2007 10:59 am

    I never realized what a cutie Jim Lokay was. The ladies are a little lucky themselves. :)



  7. spoon
    October 10, 2007 11:03 am

    PG you did this on purpose to me today didn’t you. sweet jesus i am NOT getting any work done now (no comment Pinto). I need to photoshop out Assmonkey Reed and insert myself. Sorry Jim, you may have to go also but if you’re lucky enough I’ll come hang out with you.

    This just made my freaking day. Tell Alison she needs to get a blog, and a podcast, and a flickr account and…

    Oh and a quick search for Alison Morris Blog on The Google has put the BurghBoy Blogs on my shitlist :)



  8. Woy
    October 10, 2007 11:07 am

    That’s a whole lotta news ass (women and men) in one place.



  10. BurghBoy
    October 10, 2007 1:47 pm

    It’s a good thing like real news wasn’t happening.

    I don’t mind being on Spoon’s shitlist. Alison Morris is the most uncool person in the world.

    And, please, gag me with a spoon. These pics look like it’s one big, “I’m better than you” event.



  11. BURGH
    October 10, 2007 1:51 pm

    They are better than you.



  12. joey
    October 10, 2007 3:56 pm

    Look at that first picture, PG. Tell me that it doesn’t look like Allison’s head has been photoshopped onto someone else’s body.

    BTW, I see her around town and her face does look better than these pics suggest. But I still fail to see what the facination is with her. Heck, she’s not even in the top three at KDKA



  13. thejim
    October 10, 2007 7:24 pm

    I think it’s absolutely awesome that Woycheck said “news ass”



  14. ItsMe
    October 10, 2007 7:39 pm

    Yup the first shot looks like her head was photoshopped onto a body. She is better looking in person. She is a pretty girl. Can’t stand Wendy Bell though. Sonni is a great looking gal. Lokay is just goofy.



  15. Gunn Lino
    October 10, 2007 7:42 pm

    It’s apparent the comments about Miss Morris drip with envy and spite. Give it a rest, you only wish she would look in your direction let alone speak of you in a polite civil manner.



  16. J-Lo
    October 10, 2007 8:40 pm

    Alison would speak to her worst enemy in a polite civil manner. People can learn a lot from her kindness (including myself.)



  17. PittCheMBA
    October 10, 2007 10:35 pm

    Jim Lo – what a lucky guy !



  18. bucdaddy
    October 10, 2007 11:25 pm

    I’ll give AlMo this much: She’s the fourth best-looking person in the last photo, counting that guy at far back upper left.



  19. the violet
    October 11, 2007 8:42 am

    Allison’s shirt is from the best store in the world…H&M.



  20. spoon
    October 11, 2007 8:46 am

    ya know bucdaddy, I used to like you but now you must die. have a nice day! :)



  21. ME
    October 11, 2007 10:10 am

    Alison is rude and always talks about being from Yale. She’s not half as good-looking as I am. Well, no one is; I’m a fashion model in NYC!



  22. ME
    October 11, 2007 10:11 am

    that sunny chic needs a nose job though!



  23. Citygal
    October 12, 2007 3:01 am

    I hit up Nakama around 1030-11ish on Monday night. I just walked right in. I saw Jeff Reed parked at the bar and thought it was just another night. I guess everyone else was gone by then or I just didn’t bother to notice since I didn’t realize there was an actual charity event going on. Oops. haha. But a few of those ‘celebs’ were at Diesel on Saturday anyway.



  24. ItsMe
    October 12, 2007 9:41 am

    Get a life ME – You wish you were half as attractive as Sonni and/or Allison. What do you model in NYC – doggie coats? Stuck up bitch.



  25. Cory
    October 17, 2007 6:18 pm

    Poor Sonni and Allison. Sonni, Allison, you rock. Sonni, I love your sincerity on the anchor desk. Allison, haven’t seen to much of you, but—you are way-out-of-my-league lovely.



  26. GOOGLEURSELFMUCH
    November 3, 2007 7:14 pm

    LOOKS LIKE YINS GOOGLE YOURSELF AND CANT TAKE THE HEAT. IF U PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE, TAKE THE THE CRITICISM. YOUR NOT THE BEST LOOKING PEOPLE. LOOK AT THE ANCHORS IN OTHER CITIES. THEY ARE TALLER, THINNER, MORE BEAUTIFUL. FOR A CITY LIKE THIS YOU ARE OK, YOU’D NEVER MAKE IT IN A BIGGER CITY. PERIOD.



  27. Matt
    March 4, 2008 4:23 pm

    Jim Lokay posts on here all the time, pretending to be others.



  28. jaybird
    April 11, 2008 5:04 am

    I think Sonni is a hottie and Wendy isnt to bad herself and Alison isnt bad but not as hot as the others. She seems like a stuck on herself rude bitch. Really Alison come on, Shannon Perine and Kelly Frey put you to shame!!!



  29. Lance
    August 25, 2008 4:50 pm

    SONNI GOT A NOSE JOB



  30. DA
    August 28, 2008 8:09 am

    SONNI PRE NOSE JOB