If you were to ask me to tell you signs that the end of the world is near, in addition to the following:
1. The Parkway East is without traffic at 8:00 a.m. and 4:00 p.m.
2. iJustine gets a zit.
3. It is 90 degrees in October in the Burgh.
would definitely be:
Two out of four.
The end is near.
Do you think we can train the mantises to do this to pigeons? Because I would pay a hefty sum for a picture of a mantis-impaled pigeon.