Random n@.

1.  Ruth Ann Dailey tips her hat to PittGirl and then writes the kick ass-est “Luke is a stupid little plagiarizing kid” piece ever.

2.   The Toronto Star has taken to calling Sid the man-boy or the boy-man.

The record will show that Sidney Crosby came in to last night’s game against Toronto in a 98-way tie for 147th place in the league scoring race.

Mathematical incompetence and late game scores from out west prevent us from formally updating the goal table.

But the 20-year-old left town having broken his ’07-08 cherry – twice, for good measure, including the game winner – and all’s right again in Sid World.

“I’ve had some pretty memorable games here,” Crosby casually observed afterwards, as close as the boy-man will get to struttin’ it because vanity is not permitted for hockey’s biggest superstar.

Every time I read something about how awesome Sid is, I just get this nagging tickle in the “Used to be Awesome, Now Sucks Ass” file of my brain, scaring me that some day I’m going to file Sidney there.  I can’t think of any new way to say it except maybe in French, but really, Sid?  Please don’t ever ever change and if you ever are in need of an assistant to follow you around 24/7/365 to be on hand to recognize and violently bitch slap your dormant ego should it ever rear its ugly head … well … I’d like to fill out an application.

3.   Just a reminder to you kids.

Don’t do drugs, yo.  PittGirl doesn’t do drugs, but if I did, I imagine this is a hallucination I would have.

I could have gone my whole life without seeing Jim Roddey in his PJ pants and Sally Wiggin looking like she’d like to offer to turn my dog into a pumpkin carriage.  Image?  Seared.

(h/t The M)

4.  Realty Times tries to sell Pittsburgh to you by telling you basically, “Everyone is leaving Pittsburgh!  It’s a great place to move to!”

5.  More pictures of the celebrity cooking thingy at Nakama, and some great ones of Lukey.  Here’s my fave PhotoShop-worthy one.   Go check ’em out.

Also?  Someone might want to tell Pittsburgh Passion defensive back Sarah Beauchamp that hot oil splattered on your boobies hurts like hell.  Maybe wear something more than a bra next time.

But in other news.  Holy shit!  That’s a FOOTBALL PLAYER?!  Girls rock.





18 Comments

  1. Johnny
    October 15, 2007 9:50 am

    Anyone know who the girl is cooking with Colby Armstrong?



  2. pittgirl
    October 15, 2007 9:55 am

    That would be the hotness that is Sonni Abatta.



  3. danopsu
    October 15, 2007 10:04 am

    Yeah…Jim looks like he was wearing the soy…but the ladies were diggin it (see previous pics)…Lokay rocks



  4. the violet
    October 15, 2007 10:07 am

    I was totally going to ask who the chick was with her boobies hanging out then I clicked down a little….thanks PittGirl, that’s just freakin’ hilarious.



  5. Johnny
    October 15, 2007 10:26 am

    Really! Sonni? She looks much better without the newsroom hair and makeup.



  6. chrys
    October 15, 2007 10:49 am

    About Beauchamp:

    I am a high school English teacher and volleyball coach. In high school, I played four sports: volleyball, basketball, soccer and ran track. In college, I played volleyball, then semi-pro beach volleyball. Both in high school and college I won many conference awards and was recognized as a captain. Currently, I am boxing and playing football.

    I would NOT mess with this chick..LOL!



  7. bucdaddy
    October 15, 2007 11:50 am

    2. Broke his … cherry? Not an image I’d particularly wish to conjure up over the cornflakes.



  8. yikes!
    October 15, 2007 12:17 pm

    http://www.barsmart.com/album_d.cfm?ID=51&IID=41

    Hope this works.. but I saw this one and thought Maxime Talbott might be thinking..

    ” look! the boy mayor is attempting to cut his own meat!! take a picture to show his mommy!!!”



  9. yikes!
    October 15, 2007 12:19 pm

    http://www.barsmart.com/album_d.cfm?ID=51&IID=52

    AWwww! ” look mommy!! I did it all by my self!!!!”



  10. Bram R
    October 15, 2007 12:32 pm

    My first several readings of that link had me saying to myself “Reality Times.” Boy was I wrong!

    My favorite Luke pic is the one with his hands over his head; it kind of looks like he’s doing a ca-raaazy Hawaiian dance. I thought of using it to replace the one I used for my post today (cooking = restaurants n’at), but eh. It’s in the file o’ fun.

    Congrats on the Ruth Ann reference.



  11. Jim Lokay
    October 15, 2007 12:54 pm

    I knew that great soy incident would bite me in the behind.



  12. Ms. Mon
    October 15, 2007 1:17 pm

    Note to self, regarding point 1: The pig has officially flown.

    Maybe this will scare away the pigeons.



  13. Dave in Pgh.
    October 15, 2007 3:12 pm

    Colby Armstrong? At first glance I though his name tag said “Morey Amsterdam”.



  14. Pensgirl
    October 15, 2007 3:50 pm

    I thought Toronto’s colors were blue and white but the Star sure is green.



  15. PittCheMBA
    October 15, 2007 6:56 pm

    IMHO, Sonni Abatta and Wendy Bell look so much better without the TV makeup/hair. I guess Lukey did not drive the homeland security SUV to chase down celebrity athletes after no one paid for his attendance at the charity event. I hope he did not spew off any one lines from plagiarizing anyone.



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