“Yeah, where do I find the penis super glue?”

Because they made me laugh, some of the awesome ways people have landed at the Burgh Blog in the last week:

“super glue for penis”

Hey, who knew they made super glue specifically to put on penises?

“nude photo of Troy Polamalu”

Good luck with that.  Let me know if you succeed.

“Ben Roethlisberger penis”

Gross!!!!!!!  Away with ye, you minions!

“is my ass nice”

Is that you Benny?  No.  Your ass is NOT nice.

“Newlin Archinal is hot”


 “Who won the hottest ass in the Burgh contest?”

Not Benny.  Probably David Conrad.

“keith jones KDKA drinking problem”

Poor Keith.  You wreck ONE LITTLE JEEP and they never let you forget it.

“sally wiggin eyes look funny”

Sally Wiggin looks funny in general.

And all of the following:

  • Sonni Abatta
  • Sonni Abatta pictures
  • Sonny Abatta
  • Sonni Abbata
  • How old is Sonni Abatta?
  • Sonni Abatta boyfriend
  • Sonni Abatta pics
  • Sonni Abatta blog
  • Sonnie Abatta pics
  • Sonni Abatta dating
  • Sonni Abatta’s sister

Does Sonni have a bodyguard yet because she TOTALLY needs one.  Or maybe several.


  1. bucdaddy
    October 23, 2007 9:57 am

    Quit keeping us in suspense: Does Sonni have a sister or not?

  2. jeeperz
    October 23, 2007 10:41 am

    I hear ya buc…does she? and what OF those body guards?

  3. danopsu
    October 23, 2007 10:46 am

    Im sure there wouldbe a willing list of applicants!

  4. Bram R
    October 23, 2007 11:37 am

    Sure. Why not? Except extreme clunkiness of convincingly moaning the phrase, “Oh, Newlin!”

  5. ItsMe
    October 23, 2007 12:56 pm

    What happened to Sally Wiggins’ eyes? Hope she does not think this was an improvement. An improvement would have been placing a brown paper bag over her head.

    Thank you.

  6. chrys
    October 23, 2007 1:37 pm

    What is up with Sally Wiggin’s eyes??? There are times when she looks possessed and she’s trying to hold it in. I can’t help but notice it, and then I lose track of what the damn story she was reporting on. I need answers! What is wrong with the woman’s eyes?

  7. PittCheMBA
    October 23, 2007 9:41 pm

    One sure fire way to increase blog traffic is to post about Sonni Abatta. Of course, the Burgh Blog does not have any problem with readership numbers. Who cares if Sonni has a sister, there is usually only one hot sister, and it is Sonni. Do the guys who google for info about Sonni’s dating life really think they have a chance with her?

  8. minion # 77777777
    October 24, 2007 5:16 pm

    There isnt a a better looking bottom in football pants this side of the milky way!

  9. Gman
    October 29, 2008 1:15 pm

    Sonni does have a sister and she is just as hot.