I guess the pigeons had enough of the boring-ness and now they are TOTALLY up to something.
Awesome reader Elizabeth Perry wrote:
This truck was driving TOWARDS downtown this morning.
Thought you’d like to know.
So many questions.
1. Are they supplies FOR pigeons? As in supplies for pigeons to continue doing the work of Beelzebub? If so what would those supplies be? Talon-sharpening files? Scopes? Beak tip poison? Poop target practice bulls eyes? Steroid-laced bird feed? Robotic falcon-destroying laser beams? WHAT?!
2. And if they’re having these supplies TRUCKED into the city, I can only imagine they’re thinking about bringing a bridge down. Or at the very least kidnapping PittGirl.
3. If I call the number, do you think Satan will answer? And shouldn’t the number be 1-866-666-6666?
4 Or are they supplies for people to kill pigeons? And if so, can I get a job there? Or maybe just meet the owner and shake his hand?
Regardless, just a note that if you look up today and see a screaming hot chick in jeans and boots being carried off through the sky by a horde of steroid-raging pigeons with red eyes and scopes mounted on laser-beam shooting rifles… shoot to kill me because I wouldn’t want to live.