PittGirl Mines Craigslist … and you die a little inside.
- October 29, 2007
- filed under Weird Burghers
1. Dear single men of the Burgh, if your ad on Craigslist includes the phrasing:
and im safe and sane, not some crazy nut.
… you should NOT immediately follow that bold declaration of your safeness and sanity with any of the following pictures:
Because picture number one is a perfect illustration of your crazy and picture number two is a perfect illustration of your nuttiness … not to mention your really unfortunate fashion sense.
And certainly don’t post a photo of you wearing your holey wrestling underwear.
Yikes!
(h/t Matt H)
2. This short Burgher just wants a short woman who is impressed with his twig. No. Really. HIS TWIG!
(h/t Matt H)
3. Um. Lock up your daughters. He’s a biter.
4. OMG! I found his girl! I am like the matchmaker to the vampires.
5. Heh. I just need a doc that will give me my Oxycontin and not ask any questions, damn it!
chrys
October 29, 2007 10:24 am
1. yikes is right.. nice freakin’ shorts! I would say said crazy could be the unwashed hair..
2. I think I might know that guy..LOL!
3. &4. awesome… everyone has a soulmate… even punk goth vampires..
5. posting on Craig’s List for a fix.. BRILLIANT!!
honda driver
October 29, 2007 10:27 am
these listings never cease to scare the living crap out of me.
Frank
October 29, 2007 10:42 am
That guy should audition for the new 1987 movie coming out…
honda driver
October 29, 2007 11:11 am
and here’s why they scare me so much
http://www.kctv5.com/news/14442058/detail.html
Sooska
October 29, 2007 12:14 pm
#5 Give the guy a little credit please. As a typical Yinzer he is not predisposed to crossing a river to do anything, but instead, he ” don’t mind going to the city…” AND he asks “…got any ideas?” Why, yes indeed, I do! However, mine don’t involve alerting everyone on the Internet to illegal activity, for one. Sheesh. The gene pool is diluted.
rose
October 29, 2007 2:06 pm
my boyfriend saw #2 and now he has twig envy.
NY Luvs Pitts
October 29, 2007 2:35 pm
Wow, that’s scary. Now I see why my job blocks the craigslist’s links. You should do a craigslist’s “all time scariest posts” for halloween.
Pensgirl
October 29, 2007 7:00 pm
NYLP, I’m thinking the same thing re: work blocking craigslist.
If these aren’t the scariest ones, we’re in trouble!
greg
October 30, 2007 9:40 am
Jesus what a freak show…
BooBoo
October 31, 2007 10:31 am
Craigslist personals? Could you find an easier target?