PittGirl Mines Craigslist … and you die a little inside.

1.  Dear single men of the Burgh, if your ad on Craigslist includes the phrasing:

and im safe and sane, not some crazy nut.

… you should NOT immediately follow that bold declaration of your safeness and sanity with any of the following pictures:

Because picture number one is a perfect illustration of your crazy and picture number two is a perfect illustration of your nuttiness … not to mention your really unfortunate fashion sense.

And certainly don’t post a photo of you wearing your holey wrestling underwear.

Yikes!

(h/t Matt H)

2.   This short Burgher just wants a short woman who is impressed with his twig.  No.  Really.  HIS TWIG!

(h/t Matt H)

3.   Um.  Lock up your daughters.  He’s a biter.

4.   OMG!  I found his girl!  I am like the matchmaker to the vampires.

5.  Heh.  I just need a doc that will give me my Oxycontin and not ask any questions, damn it!





10 Comments

  1. chrys
    October 29, 2007 10:24 am

    1. yikes is right.. nice freakin’ shorts! I would say said crazy could be the unwashed hair..

    2. I think I might know that guy..LOL!

    3. &4. awesome… everyone has a soulmate… even punk goth vampires..

    5. posting on Craig’s List for a fix.. BRILLIANT!!



  2. honda driver
    October 29, 2007 10:27 am

    these listings never cease to scare the living crap out of me.



  3. Frank
    October 29, 2007 10:42 am

    That guy should audition for the new 1987 movie coming out…



  4. honda driver
    October 29, 2007 11:11 am

    and here’s why they scare me so much
    http://www.kctv5.com/news/14442058/detail.html



  5. Sooska
    October 29, 2007 12:14 pm

    #5 Give the guy a little credit please. As a typical Yinzer he is not predisposed to crossing a river to do anything, but instead, he ” don’t mind going to the city…” AND he asks “…got any ideas?” Why, yes indeed, I do! However, mine don’t involve alerting everyone on the Internet to illegal activity, for one. Sheesh. The gene pool is diluted.



  6. rose
    October 29, 2007 2:06 pm

    my boyfriend saw #2 and now he has twig envy.



  7. NY Luvs Pitts
    October 29, 2007 2:35 pm

    Wow, that’s scary. Now I see why my job blocks the craigslist’s links. You should do a craigslist’s “all time scariest posts” for halloween.



  8. Pensgirl
    October 29, 2007 7:00 pm

    NYLP, I’m thinking the same thing re: work blocking craigslist.

    If these aren’t the scariest ones, we’re in trouble!



  9. greg
    October 30, 2007 9:40 am

    Jesus what a freak show…



  10. BooBoo
    October 31, 2007 10:31 am

    Craigslist personals? Could you find an easier target?