1. Brrr. A brisk 31 degrees this morning forcing me to actually de-ice the PittGirlMobile and to break out the winter coat. Awesome.
2. I suck at fantasy football. But not as bad as Woy sucks. I’m currently in 8 out of 12 places in the Sportsocracy league. I hate Tom Brady, yo.
3. This weekend I went to a birthday celebration at Diesel where sister of PittGirl and I were hanging out on the upper level enjoying watching the dancers below and snarking on the fact that every chick in the place was dressed as a naughty nurse or CatWoman. And there were TWO, yes TWO sluttly Little Bo Peeps. Swear it. Of course the highlight of the night was the guy dressed as a feminine hygiene product. Wait. I mean a USED feminine hygiene product.
Gross is right.
The OTHER highlight of the night was saying “Hey!” to a wasted Jeff Reed who was there with what can only be described as his entourage of short guys.
After my sister freaked out in the most freaky-out manner possible because she hugged Jeff Reed, we headed down to the restroom where we got in line and were immediately followed by two wasted hot blonde chicks wearing pink bras and shiny pink micro-miniskirts (I guess they went to Halloween as sluts this year. Or maybe hookers. I don’t know.)
We then watched as Jeff Reed walked up to one of them, kissed her full on the mouth, let the kiss register on her shocked face for a moment while he turned to her friend and did the same to her.
He is such a skeeve.
Of course, I say that as a girl.
As a guy, you’re thinking … “lucky bastard” because you would very much like to be able to walk up to random drunk hot slutty chicks in bars and kiss them without warning and NOT be slapped across the cheek with a restraining order, because despite the fact that you may be kind of short and kind of fug, you’re a short fug STEELER, baby!
Anyway, here’s his back right after he kissed the girls.
And that’s the nose and blond wig of one of the chicks he kissed.
4. In case you haven’t heard yet, Kevin Smith will be filming for two months in the Burgh next year. I’m not a huge fan, but if YOU are … SQUEEE!
5. Did you hear about that Drunk Dumbass (that’s the scientific term) that fell from a roof in Oakland and got wedged between two buildings for hours? I wouldn’t normally post it because you know, it’s just another Drunk Dumbass college kid, and unless he was up there shooting pigeons or at the very least smoking weed with Lukey, I really don’t give a damn.
However, KDKA awesomely wrote:
“I heard somebody screaming while I was in there. I went to go see who it was,” said witness Tim Schwartz. “I went up on our roof, and finally went up on the fuel and photo roof and found a kid in the hole between the two buildings.”
KDKA? Yeah, I’m just guessing as a shot in the dark (hope I hit a pigeon) that Tim said the “FUEL AND FUDDLE” roof.