God bless the Internet and Burghers’ desire to email pictures of themselves to the local media for inclusion in various on-line slideshows, otherwise, we never would be treated to these:

1.  Bob Ross, yo!


2.  A set of costumes that would make zero sense outside of the Burgh:

If the Frownie Brownie and the Smiley landed at my doorstep screaming, “Trick or treat!” my reaction would be, “Let me see you guys fight.”  Swear to God, nothing would make my Halloween rock more than watching the Frownie and the Smiley duke it out on my porch.

3.  I, um, what’s that on her boobs?

Seriously, it’s driving me nuts.  What are those?  Also, this picture is giving me a seizure because there is WAY too much going on.

4.  This was just fine until I scrolled down to the crotch area.

Then?  Not so fine.

5.   I’m pretty sure this is Lukey.

6.   Awesome!  The cast of Scrubs INCLUDING the stuffed dog.

7.  I’m not posting this picture because OH THAT POOR DOG.  I’m posting it because that doll with horns and green skin and puke in her mouth is going to haunt my nightmares and I figure I shouldn’t suffer alone.

You’re welcome.  See you tonight.  I’ll be the hot chick standing next to Jim Lokay with a pigeon sitting on her hair.


  1. chrys
    November 1, 2007 7:49 pm

    1. sexy

    2.tooooo cute

    3. Are they supposed to be coconuts?

    4.The “Hulkster” seams to be lacking in the pants area.. must be the steroids..

    5. WTF and why??

    6. Thank you for ruining my favorite show!!

    7.poor puppy…

  2. Aeran
    November 1, 2007 8:57 pm

    I LOOOOOVE the smiley and the frownie!! if those kids came to my door, i would give them each a bucketful of candy and call it a night.

  3. Rachel
    November 2, 2007 1:43 am

    Hallow-what? Hallowhen I see these costumes I wish Halloween was monthly.

  4. Lisa
    November 2, 2007 8:37 am

    Looks like a coconut bra to me! And if you can’t wear it as-is, you probably shouldn’t wear it AT ALL! Over a shirt?! Come on!

  5. Sooska
    November 2, 2007 9:05 am

    #4 Hallo-weenie?

  6. Shannon
    November 2, 2007 9:43 am

    A Smiley vs. Frownie brawl would totally make my life worthwhile.

  7. Zsa
    November 2, 2007 10:16 am

    I saw #4 & #5 at Margarita Mama’s. They were infinitely scarier in person.

  8. Katie
    November 2, 2007 11:58 am

    Love it. I think there supposed to be coconuts on that ladies chest. Strange.
    Just found your site the other day and I am addicted haha

  9. DW
    November 2, 2007 12:51 pm

    “Let’s put a happy little tree next to this mountain.” Love the Bob Ross “costume.”

  10. Matt aka Bob Ross
    November 5, 2007 1:22 pm

    I can’t believe my picture was on here. I’m the person who is Bob Ross. I’m glad that my costume was enjoyed so much. Topping that costume next year will be tough!

  11. Leslie
    December 17, 2007 10:20 pm

    I know that man dressed in the bridal gown. I am sorry to say it is not Lukey. His name is Dave and that is his mom’s dress.