God bless the Internet and Burghers’ desire to email pictures of themselves to the local media for inclusion in various on-line slideshows, otherwise, we never would be treated to these:
1. Bob Ross, yo!
2. A set of costumes that would make zero sense outside of the Burgh:
If the Frownie Brownie and the Smiley landed at my doorstep screaming, “Trick or treat!” my reaction would be, “Let me see you guys fight.” Swear to God, nothing would make my Halloween rock more than watching the Frownie and the Smiley duke it out on my porch.
3. I, um, what’s that on her boobs?
Seriously, it’s driving me nuts. What are those? Also, this picture is giving me a seizure because there is WAY too much going on.
4. This was just fine until I scrolled down to the crotch area.
Then? Not so fine.
5. I’m pretty sure this is Lukey.
6. Awesome! The cast of Scrubs INCLUDING the stuffed dog.
7. I’m not posting this picture because OH THAT POOR DOG. I’m posting it because that doll with horns and green skin and puke in her mouth is going to haunt my nightmares and I figure I shouldn’t suffer alone.
You’re welcome. See you tonight. I’ll be the hot chick standing next to Jim Lokay with a pigeon sitting on her hair.