So the Safety Ambassadors, huh?
Downtown workers, residents and visitors can now take advantage of a free safety program, courtesy of the Pittsburgh Downtown Partnership. The Safety Escort Program is a service designed for anyone Downtown looking for a little extra security going from one location to another. Safety Ambassadors will accompany an individual to their requested destination, whether to a vehicle, an office or a building.
Starting Monday, November 12, their new uniform will be a vibrant red, making them even easier to spot on a busy street.
The goal is for the Safety Ambassadors is to provide extra security as you go from one place to another. Okay, here’s the deal. Have you seen the Safety Ambassadors? Not exactly the fittest bunch of people to ever don a billy club.
I’m pretty sure if I was being escorted by one of these dudes and we were accosted by say some thugs, I would be the one unleashing fists of fury and waving imaginary nunchuks while the Safety Ambassador fumbled for his flashlight so he could better see the sidewalk on which he would be making his hasty retreat.
I could be wrong. Maybe on the outside they look like Jack Black but on the inside they’re all Jackie Chan.
I guess the point is that ladies will be less likely to be accosted if they aren’t alone, so we can’t fault that logic.
Either way, I don’t need to worry. I’ve got my imaginary self-united husbands to protect me. Yeah, David uses his hotness to burn them, Daniel kicks them in the ass so hard they land in the Mon (ding), and Matt just educates them to death.