1. When did Wexford’s own Christina Aguilera become a drag queen? No, seriously. When did she become a frickin’ drag queen. I think the pregnancy hormones have whacked her shit out.
Here’s a makeup tip. If you are having difficulty literally holding your eyelids open, you might have bypassed the “hooker” setting on your makeup gun and went straight to WHAT THE HOLY HELL?!
2. Another Sidney Crosby rocks and is better than most other human beings article.
“I need to just keep working, lead by example, keep a good work ethic, keep a good frame of mind. Hanging your head and feeling sorry for yourself does absolutely nothing when things are tough. If you want to look at it the right way, the best test for us right now is this. This is what’s going to make us better. We talk about the chemistry we have. These are the times a team shows its true colors.”
Wait. How old is this kid again? Shouldn’t he be sitting somewhere with his arms folded over his chest, his lips pouting, his chin quivering, while complaining that losing is for losers and he’s tired of being the only one contributing and “we better start winning soon or I’m taking my awesomeness and I’m going the hell home.”
3. Well of COURSE people are going to complain if you use a word like “SLAUGHTERING”!!!! Gee which sounds worse?
I’m going to go find the pigeon that pooped on my car and harvest it.
I’m going to go find the pigeon that pooped on my car and SLAUGHTER it!
Call it horse harvesting at the harvesthouse and PETA won’t even peep.
4. Speaking of PETA, they really really suck and want to waste federal dollars.
OMG. Let it go and get your naked asses back to Market Square where they belong.