2. Alan Faneca said:
“Sacks always sit on our shoulders as offensive linemen but there are a lot of things that go into sacks. It’s not all of us, but some of it is us. We’ll carry that burden. No matter what, you look at it and we probably should have given him more time.”
Probably. Probably? PROBABLY?!!? Pro-bah-freakin’-LEE?!?!!? Alan, the word you’re looking for is “absolutely.” Say it with me. Ab-sah-freakin’-lutely.
Hines Ward said:
“Over the course of 16 games, you’re bound to have one bad game,” is how Hines Ward put it.
Um? Isn’t this the THIRD bad game, Hines?
Also? WTF is up with the Steelers being all, “Well, um, goshdarnit, golly gee, ma’am. I guess we just had an off day, but daggum it I’m sure we’ll be just right as rain come Monday.”
What I want to hear is, “That? Yeah, that will never ever happen again because we’re going to straighten our shit out, yo.”
3. Charlie Batch keeps on being Charlie Batch. And we love him.
4. Man, this post is turning into a Steelers Random n@. Sorry, you non-football fans.
Finally found time to post some random Steelers pics:
Troysus and a few others visited the VA hospital.
Screw it! The beard can stay. I still love you, Troysus!
Charlie Batch held In the Pocket fundraiser event. Look, there’s Sally Wiggin working her do-me boots!
Somewhere, Anthony is losing his cool.
And finally, the Deans 202 Women’s event.
Ladies? I realize you want to look awesome when you know you’ll be coming face-to-face with a Steeler, particularly Skeeve Reed who has a thing for sluts; however, THIS is not the most sensible outfit to wear to a football training camp type event:
Proof that you can dress appropriately and still look adorable doing it? Here ya go:
6. Proof that there is a God and he likes watching pigeons die as much as I do. (h/t Charlie)
7. I can’t tell if this real estate ad in the City Paper is a cry for help as in, “My job sucks so bad that I might kill myself” or if it is a genius help wanted ad. (h/t Annette)