1. The courts have ruled that Penn State must disclose the salary of Joe Pa. Is it inconceivable that he’s possibly making a million dollars a year? Or do you think it’s more in the $750k area?
I mean, sure the publicly released figure for Jamie Dixon’s salary at Pitt is around $676,000, but previous reports all said he was getting around $900,000 per season. So really, considering Joe has been doing this job for around 600 years, I’m going to guess he’s making around a million dollars.
I fully reserve my right to deny I ever wrote that should I be over by more than $250,000.
2. I get what’s happening here. We’re drilling under the river bed to make a tunnel. Why am I already so very much afraid to be in this particular LRT tunnel someday?
3. Speaking of the borer, genius work over at Carbolic, claiming the mayor used the machine to get to a concert.
4. If you’ve ever turned to your wife, looked her lovingly in the eyes, brushed a wisp of hair off of her cheek, and said, “I want to remarry you and I want Lukey to do the ceremony and I want there to be a chance to win prizes.” Wish granted, you Romeo!
If Lukey somehow works the phrase “move forward” into that ceremony, I sure hope that I see 1,400 people throwing back some Great Western Champagne in perfect unison.
(h/t KGC and M)
5. Who said it?
“Stretch it. Play with it. Stomp on it!”
A. I don’t really want to know PittGirl, because it sounds kind of icky and I’m afraid the real answer is going to have the word “foreplay” in it somewhere or possibly even the words “Joe Hardy.”
B. Lukey to Yarone about the latest letter from the ethics board.
C. PittGirl teaching a young protege how to properly defile a pigeon corpse.
D. Cyril Wecht talking about bowels again.