It’s December in Pittsburgh, which sits at 40 26′ North, 80 00′ West, which is nowhere near the equator.
So please tell me why KDKA is so absolutely over the top with their weather coverage just because it was cold this morning.
Case in point, KDKA’s top videos showing right now just from today’s news:
- Local people face frosty temperatures
- Commuters dealing with slick roads, cold temperatures
- Pittsburghers waking up to bone chilling cold
- Bitter cold could make for another messy commute
- Kids put on their warmest clothes to get to school
You wouldn’t have believed the kids if you saw them this morning. We’re going to show you some video of them…
The only way they’re going to show me some video of elementary-aged kids that “I can’t believe” is if those little kiddies are walking to school without coats, flipping the camera off, or trying to pinch the ass of Alison Morris.
The video shows kids wearing coats walking to school. OMG I CAN’T BELIEVE IT.
- Pittsburghers advised to bundle up today
I’m so glad I have the local media to advise me when to bundle up because it’s not like I have a brain in my head that says, “Brr. Cold. = Coat. Scarf. Hat. And maybe dead frozen pigeons.”
Speaking of pigeons, today on the street I saw a guy accidentally kick a pigeon (it was probably frozen to a sidewalk grate or something) and he put his hands up like the ref was going to throw the penalty flag and he was all “Yo, my bad. My bad.” and the pigeon was all, “Interference! Interference!”
WTF? You kicked a pigeon WITHOUT EVEN TRYING! It’s your lucky day. I’d play the lottery today if I were you. In honor of the Patriots and pigeons everywhere, can I suggest the numbers 666?