1. Why, God, WHY?!
One day after returning to practice for the first time since missing two games, safety Troy Polamalu did not practice today and might not play in Sunday’s Steelers game against the New England Patriots.
“We’ll see where he is tomorrow,” said Coach Mike Tomlin, who would not say if Polamalu’s injury was a setback for the three-time Pro Bowl safety.
Well, it is a setback for ME. And isn’t that what really matters here?
Troysus owes us some big plays this season, and I was counting on him to pay up versus the Patriots.
2. You must leave my blog now… wait! Come back. First let me tell you what you’re going to do and THEN you must leave my blog.
You must go play this game wherein the Duke has to save the world from the evil Patriots.
It is so fun to watch motorcycle-riding Benny shoot shit at the Patriots and such.
And then after shooting Patriots for a short while … all of the sudden, there was Kordell Stewart flying through space at me, so I immediately began trying to blow his head off. Because I’m a good Steelers fan.
Beware of Martha’s car. She’ll just KILL an energy shield, I tell you.
You shoot cigars when you hit Rooney, trophies when you hit the Lombardi, and I’m not sure what you start shooting out when you hit Coach Tomlin. Probably awesomeness.
I got up to 680 before Belichick killed me with his evil death rays. Isn’t that how it always ends, though?
Have fun. Now go.