That's Church

1.  From reader Mike, Ex-burgher now living in Baltimore (oh, the humanity):

I found yet another interesting, no, gross, pigeon related thing. I took a photo of it with my phone. I saw it at the giftshop at Pittsburgh International Airport. It was a candy or nut mix called: Pittsburgh Pigeon Poop. Can you think of a more UNAPPETIZING thing? Who in their right mind thought this was a good idea for a food item?? What do travelers think when they land and walk through the gift shop next to the Heinz 57 and Steelers paraphernalia, they see Pittsburgh Pigeon Poop?

Here’s a picture he sent.

Anyone out there ever munched on some Pittsburgh Pigeon Poop?

Well THERE’S a sentence I never thought I’d write.

2.  And reader Lauren sends this photo from El Paso, Texas.

Insert your own Drink Like a Champion joke.