Wah!

The Jaguars are coming to town on Saturday and Fred Taylor is already making excuses now so that should they lose, he can be all, “See?  SEE?!!?”

“That field is terrible,” Taylor said in a conference call with Pittsburgh reporters. “That’s a lawsuit pending. That’s ridiculous.”

A lawsuit?  Is he going to sue the Steelers if the Jags lose?  Will the next logical step be to sue the golf courses when you find the greens to be too fast for your liking?  Were there lawsuits just flying all over the place back before the days of artificial turf?  Will Taylor sue the Steelers if he sprains his ankle tripping over a divot in the field?

Can we sue Fred Taylor?

Judge:  Fred Taylor, you are accused by Steeler Nation of being a um, let me see … I had it right in front of me.  Here we go, of being a “whiny whiny bitch.”  How do you plead?

Fred Taylor:  Wah.  Wah.  The field.  It is grass.  GRASS, Judge! Wah.

Judge:  Guilty as charged.  You are hereby sentenced to three days of being Steely McBeam’s personal slave.  Get out of my face, you whiny bitch.





21 Comments

  1. Dee
    January 2, 2008 10:11 am

    Welcome back Pittgirl!!!!!!!!!!!! We missed you!!!!!!



  2. Erik
    January 2, 2008 10:28 am

    You know, it’s times like this, when someone I already hate is an absolute shoe-in for Junker and Crow’s Jagoff of the Week award, that I really miss Pittsburgh ESPN Radio.



  3. Pensgirl
    January 2, 2008 11:59 am

    I assume he means because of injury, but in that case Willie should have a suit pending now.



  4. its okay to cry
    January 2, 2008 12:01 pm

    hey man i understand its okay that your furious. just make sure that you dont watch the game otherwise you might make excuses to why the shitsberg steelers cant control the power of FREDDY T!!



  5. pittgirl
    January 2, 2008 12:19 pm

    OMG, my first opposing team trash talker comment! LOVE IT!!!

    Welcome!



  6. back in the burgh
    January 2, 2008 12:24 pm

    Welcome back Pittgirl – we missed you!

    Lawsuit??? How about all the artificial turf injuries??? Like Pensgirl said, Willie should have a suit pending …

    So glad you’re back!!



  7. Mia`
    January 2, 2008 12:35 pm

    Shitsberg?!? Really?!?
    Did he not get the memo? Dissin the Burg – notice the U, that’s supposed to be a U not an E, just so you know – is out??
    And what exactly is “shitsberg” based on? The city itself or the Steelers? Cuz really… I’ve been to Jacksonville, and the only it really had going for it was that it was near St Augustine – we went there cuz the beaches were nicer, now mind you that was many years ago, things could have changed…but if it’s not the city…the Jags record is only 1 win more than the Steelers…so what? 1 game makes the Steelers shit and the Jags ??? Shit too? Almost shit? Nearly shit?
    Or maybe I’m just thinking too much and it’s a case of “my team is great and yours sucks” mentality?



  8. bucdaddy
    January 2, 2008 12:42 pm

    Squeeee, PG’s back! Missed you, girl!

    And now that we’ve finally shut up the ’72 Dolphins, the Cowboys and Packers who played the Ice Bowl on the Frozen Tundra would like a word with Mr. Taylor …



  9. Dan
    January 2, 2008 3:33 pm

    Just remember Fred…my boss told me once as she laid me off “life isnt always nipples and beer”

    Deal.



  10. jason
    January 2, 2008 3:49 pm

    why does anyone take ANYTHING a pro jock says seriously? the douche just has to play on it, regardless. end of story.

    that baby is so cute. didnt anyone else care to mention that? are we all so coarse and cold that we dont admire cuteness???

    pittgirl, is your dog still MIA after the bombardment of tired luggage?



  11. deebee
    January 2, 2008 6:13 pm

    Steeler nation loves it’s football as it is meant to played OUTSIDE in the GRASS.Now quit your cryin’.



  12. its okay to cry
    January 3, 2008 11:48 am

    ok shitsBURG. is that better? i think the memo joke is pretty outdated and lame to be honest. St.Augustine WHAT? dont talk trash unless you know what your talking about. Wow you can name a city near jax. If you had actually been to jax you would know more about what it has to offer if u cant name any part of jax then shut up and dont be ignorant just because you visited St Augustine doesnt make you Dora the explorer.
    and for the steelers are better than the jags part. no. sorry the last three seasons the jags have defeated the steelers.
    HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER PLAYED ON ASTRO TURF??? probably not. here’s a better question have any of you ever played pro football probably not again. so you have no idea what it really feels like to play on either fields much less in those situations where injuries can RUIN your entire career but who’s counting right. because all you can do is agree with the rest of your fat ass “burgs” that fred taylor is going to rape your team.



  13. back in the burgh
    January 3, 2008 1:00 pm

    Crybaby, have you ever played in the NFL? The players here PREFER grass and want it to stay. Just because your crybaby Jags can’t adapt is no reason for us to change our field.

    What’s with the ‘fat ass Burgs’ comment … ever been to Pittsburgh? Probably not. Sure beats Jax any day.



  14. shitsbErg
    January 3, 2008 2:27 pm

    i dont care much for pittsburgh. I dont go to a travel agency and go hey i really want to go to Pittsburgh. If i had to it would probably be because i am forced to travel there or have a bat stuck up my a$$



  15. its okay to cry
    January 3, 2008 2:30 pm

    lets see. how many of your guys are injured? how many of the jaguars players are injured? LOOK AT THE F’ING STATS most of your injuries occurred while at home. sucks for you.



  16. Sally
    January 4, 2008 2:44 am

    Mr. Crybaby, I have been to Jacksonville many times, my husband was in the Navy-I can state with absolute certainty that it ranks very high on my list of God-forsaken hell-holes.



  17. hellhole=shitsbErg
    January 4, 2008 10:19 am

    mayport really? wow i cant imagine inviting mayport could have been to SOME ONE IN THE NAVY. for christ sake its a naval port it isnt las vegas. have you been to ponte vedra, san marco, the town center, five points? nevermind.



  18. hellhole=shitsbErg
    January 4, 2008 10:19 am

    mayport really? wow i cant imagine how inviting mayport could have been to SOMEONE IN THE NAVY. for christ sake its a naval port it isnt las vegas. have you been to ponte vedra, san marco, the town center, five points? nevermind.



  19. mynameismike
    January 15, 2008 11:02 am

    wwhhhyy can’t weee be friends? whhy can’t we bee friends?……..oright, cuz the jags beat the steelers on their own turf..



  20. mynameisBITCH
    January 25, 2008 1:03 pm

    yes. they did. u gonna cry about it too?



  21. mynameismike
    February 6, 2008 11:54 am

    no, no..not really no.. yeah not really, fred taylor since day one was stating shitsberg has a crappy field, not that he was gonna lose, therefore he was making fun of burghs