Smokin’ Hot Burgher

As you know, due to an injury list so extensive that I’m pretty sure Jeff Reed is third running back, the Steelers signed Olympic skier, fashion model, and wide receiver (!) Jeremy Bloom to the practice squad.

Hello Mr. New Smoking Hot Burgher!

So, who’s going to self-unite with him first?

(h/t Arika)


  1. Champ
    January 3, 2008 3:22 pm

    Dayum. The boy is hot.

    I call first dibbs. =)

  2. julie_gong
    January 3, 2008 3:23 pm

    I’m gonna go ahead and claim him.

  3. Champ
    January 3, 2008 3:23 pm

    Dayum. The boy is hot. =)

  4. Champ
    January 3, 2008 3:24 pm

    Argh i hate double posts.

  5. jason
    January 3, 2008 3:39 pm

    hes so metrosexual girly looking. but you women are weird anymore.

  6. Jonesin' for Pittgurl
    January 3, 2008 3:51 pm

    I’ve never seen a girl with a six pack like that. Wow. I’d like to tackle him.

  7. Jonesin' for Julie Gong
    January 3, 2008 4:13 pm

    Im not feelin it….no wait…Im a guy…nevermind…whew!

  8. LMax
    January 3, 2008 4:18 pm

    Yowza. I’m not normally much for the smooth baby face and all, but MAN is he pretty!

  9. Stephanique1
    January 3, 2008 4:43 pm

    I don’t like his belly button

  10. Arika
    January 3, 2008 4:43 pm

    so yea- if you didn’t like the pittsburgh steelers before, girls (and maybe some guys too), here is a pretty damn FINE reason to start! oh and in my email to PG- I pretty much claimed him :-P so piss off. he’s MINE.

  11. Dawn
    January 3, 2008 4:44 pm

    Done and done!

  12. Arika
    January 3, 2008 4:59 pm

    I don’t care about about his belly button.

    He is so hot I’d bake a whole tray of cookies on him!:-D

  13. NY Luvs Pitts
    January 3, 2008 9:32 pm


  14. chrys
    January 3, 2008 10:06 pm

    I don’t usually like the “pretty boys”, but my goodness.. look at those arms!!! Wow!!!

  15. Still A Fan
    January 4, 2008 8:56 am

    the problem is, he was cut by the eagles for putting the ball on the carpet. now, apparently, we want to use him because we’re tired of willie reid who likes to….oh i dont know…..PUT THE BALL ON THE CARPET!!!!!

    we replaced butter fingers with margerine fingers.

  16. deebee
    January 4, 2008 10:32 am

    Those arms can put the ball on my carpet anytime.

  17. Jonesin' for Julie Gong
    January 4, 2008 10:33 am

    man…Im getting tired of all the male beefcake while the guys are stuck with visions of Sally Wiggin in that leopard-print smock she wore a few years back…

    Thanks goodness for Sunny and her dancing with the celebrities video

  18. Zsa
    January 4, 2008 10:43 am

    He’s engaged to Cam-moron? Oh dear, that definitely has a negative impact on his hotness. Maybe Wendy Bell can set that boy right.

  19. Lynne
    January 4, 2008 11:31 am

    doesn’t self-uniting make you go blind?

  20. Burghthing
    January 5, 2008 11:59 pm

    And speaking of Steelers, aren’t we all so glad Tomlin felt like bringing his personal turnstyle and bestest friend in to be our starting center this year. You know, the one who has never played center in the NFL before, and whose ridiculous holding call just cost us the playoffs? Yeah! Go Mike! Maybe next year you can sign some more worthless stiffs!! Hey I can spell free safety, maybe you can sign me to play?!

  21. Ad2Pitt
    January 8, 2008 11:01 am

    So the Steelers might actually have someone that does not resemble Big Foot or some West Virginia mountain man?!?

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