Perhaps the two oddest searches ever that landed people at The Burgh Blog and they both happened this morning:

  • PittGirl naked
  • picture of grape jelly and potatoes in ass

I … got nothing.

Except the heebie jeebies.


  1. NY Luvs Pitts
    January 4, 2008 10:20 am


  2. Erik
    January 4, 2008 10:37 am

    Someday, you’ll have to explain to me just why “picture of grape jelly and potatoes in ass” lands you at The Burgh Blog. Is there a section of this site that I haven’t stumbled upon yet?

  3. Brother Anthony
    January 4, 2008 11:04 am

    The second is more awesome than anything. Ever.

  4. dwight
    January 4, 2008 11:15 am

    “picture of grape jelly and potatoes in ass” … I AM IN TEARS! Hahah.

  5. unsatisfied
    January 4, 2008 11:20 am

    at least those reasons weren’t combined — right?

  6. pittgirl
    January 4, 2008 11:23 am


  7. Marc
    January 4, 2008 11:24 am

    1. That’s really weird

    2. How do you know what searches brought people here?

  8. pittgirl
    January 4, 2008 11:27 am

    My statcounter account also tracks search engine hits. So I can kind of see over the last 500 hits who landed here via Google or Yahoo or whatever and what words they searched by.

    Usually, it is PittGirl, or The Burgh Blog, or Sonni Abatta, or David Conrad.

  9. jason
    January 4, 2008 11:45 am

    at least they’re spelling potato correctly.

  10. BagitTagit
    January 4, 2008 11:46 am

    …Marc says VERY nervously…

  11. Jonesin' for Julie Gong
    January 4, 2008 11:51 am

    Marc has that nervous giggle….

  12. Frank
    January 4, 2008 12:10 pm

    The weirdest on my statcounter right now is:

    “exhibitionist activities in pittsburgh pa”

    that’d be a great idea for a post, though…

  13. plexxer
    January 4, 2008 12:30 pm

    I just did a test and a Google search for “picture of grape jelly and potatoes in ass” without quotes does return a page (aside from this most recent entry). Now, that doesn’t explain why someone would search for that particular combination of terms, but it does explain how they got here.

  14. NY Luvs Pitts
    January 4, 2008 1:12 pm

    What stat counter do you use? I would like to put it on my website. The one I have is so basic.

  15. Still A Fan
    January 4, 2008 1:24 pm

    i love the stat counter. i once did a post where i needed to make up names of gay porn websites. as you can imagine, i had a lot of fun doing this. i picked some low fruit and had as one of the examples i used. to this day, i get at minimum 1 hit a day from someone searching google for “”. be VERY CAREFUL what you put in a post as it’s there forever lest you delete it….and even then sometimes search engines cache old pages!

    even funnier – i had a hit for from the middle east which lead me to post this picture:

  16. Jen-nay
    January 4, 2008 1:41 pm

    I want to meet the person who landed at my site for “really get going nipples.”

  17. Marc
    January 4, 2008 2:24 pm

    It does seem weird i would ask that, but i was just wondering since a couple other blogs i visit have made reference to weird searches to find them

  18. BBM
    January 4, 2008 2:36 pm

    Along the same lines, I’m still trying to figure out what the goal is when someone googles “Mommy blowing Santa under the Christmas tree.” Are they looking for photos? Stories? To get in on the action? (None of which can be found at my site. Promise.)

  19. Pensgirl
    January 4, 2008 3:36 pm

    I am trying so hard to keep my officmate from knowing I’m reading a blog while she’s drafting something, and I am failing MISERABLY.

    I assume “grape jelly” is relevant to the post regarding the meatball recipe from Sid’s mom, but WOW. I so bet that person has a Craigslist personal ad, too.

  20. chrys
    January 4, 2008 11:46 pm


  21. south-fl-steel
    January 5, 2008 9:08 am

    that reminds me of the time someone found my old website by searching “hitler donkeypunching elizabeth taylor & mother teresa”. i mean, wtf?

  22. Robert
    January 5, 2008 12:15 pm

    John McIntire is using teh google again.

  23. Lynne
    January 5, 2008 7:54 pm

    my daughter and her friend were playing a game today called google???? The goal is to type in a combination of words which turns up 1 search item only. Reminded me of this thread.