PittGirl dreams.

Last night I had a dream about Jeremy Bloom.

This marks a new record for the quickest it has taken for a newly named Smokin’ Hot Burgher to appear in my dreams.

Now, Burghers, I am not making this up, okay?  I swear it on my tobacco suede boots.

I dreamt that not only was Jeremy Bloom a model, he was a PIGEON MODEL!

Let me explain.

I dreamt that every photo shoot he was in, he included a pigeon. So in my dream, I was bombarded with hot photos of Jeremy Bloom holding a pigeon, surrounded by pigeons, walking with pigeons, allowing a pigeon to sit on his hot shoulder, caressing a pigeon, and then at one point, right before my head exploded, I dreamt he was filming a music video and HE WAS SLOW MOTION RUNNING SHIRTLESS THROUGH A FIELD OF FLOWERS WITH A FLOCK OF PIGEONS FLYING AROUND HIM!!  He may have squeezed his own nipples.  I’m not sure.

And then, as I indicated previously, my head exploded.

Over the Christmas holiday, I dreamt that Bram of The Comet showed up at my family’s Christmas dinner like a bat out of hell, double-dipped his spoon in the gravy after licking it, ate turkey right off the leg bone like a caveman, and then solved a Rubik’s Cube.

Don’t even get me started on the David Conrad dream I had last week in which I tripped inside Soldiers and Sailors museum in Oakland, he happened to be in the building and he helped me up to my feet, and then we had a whole conversation about how he had gone eight straight games with a base hit with the Buccos.

I think I need a shrink.  Or a beach vacation.  Or a valium.





16 Comments

  1. Still A Fan
    January 4, 2008 8:54 am

    are you implying there’s something wrong with males who go around pinching their own nipples?



  2. Jonesin' for Julie Gong
    January 4, 2008 9:20 am

    yeah…I was thinkin the same thing….



  3. pittgirl
    January 4, 2008 9:21 am

    HAH!



  4. Judge Rufus Peckham
    January 4, 2008 10:48 am

    I had the same dream about Bram.



  5. Bram R
    January 4, 2008 11:37 am

    Wow, good morning.

    Um, at Luke’s inauguration, I grabbed a piece of chicken sate with my fingers (delicately, dexterously) because there weren’t any tongs handy, and this grande dame looking woman looked horrified and said “Oh no no no!” Was it you?

    Huh huh. Maybe you were thinking of “nature’s Rubik’s cube.”



  6. jason
    January 4, 2008 11:49 am

    pittgirl, you must know bram well. that’s his m.o.



  7. Bram R
    January 4, 2008 2:49 pm

    Also, in your dreams, do I have a beard? Because despite my profile photo, I’ve been sporting a beard since All Hallow’s Eve. In any event, thanks so much for including me in a post that includes David Conrad and Jeremy Bloom.



  8. Judge Rufus Peckham
    January 4, 2008 8:33 pm

    I think Mike Woycheck is really Bram.



  9. Anthony
    January 5, 2008 12:27 am

    No, Mike Woycheck is actually Tunesmith.



  10. Bram R
    January 5, 2008 12:42 am

    Wait, I thought Jim Motznik was Tunesmith.



  11. pittgirl
    January 5, 2008 8:19 am

    Wait, I thought Mike Woycheck was PittGirl.



  12. spoon
    January 5, 2008 11:20 am

    I thought Mike Woycheck was C.W. McCall



  13. Anthony
    January 5, 2008 1:05 pm

    That’s pretty insulting, Bram. What did Tunesmith ever do to you?



  14. Bram R
    January 6, 2008 12:51 am

    Bow, now THAT’S an insult. What did Jimmy Motznik ever do to you, Anthony? It’s not like he’s Mike Dawida, up in ur abandoned property not answering ur callz.



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  16. Woy
    January 26, 2008 12:00 am

    Actually, I think I might be Matt Drozd.