David Conrad is filming a documentary on one of his former teachers at Kiski School, who I must admit has quite a story.
I’m telling you this so that when Sir David screens/premieres the film here in the Burgh, we, my minions, are going to show up in force. Such force that as David is thrown to the ground by the onslaught of people rushing into the theater to see his show, he will go, “My God, PittGirl is powerful.”
And then he will self-unite himself to me.
And then the stalker will become the stalked.
(h/t Sara S and Emily)