Random n@.

1. I think we all need a little break from the contentious tax issue that suddenly has us up in each other’s grills all,

“You’re a doofus.”

“No, YOU’RE a doofus to google infinity!”

Let’s not forgot that we all have something in common. In addition to just wanting what’s best for our city, we all also like to make fun of those losers on Craigslist.

  • One grainy shot of his forehead and three clear shots of his cars. Yes, we ladies are ALL about the cars. Boy, men really don’t understand the opposite sex at all do they?
  • Can’t. Roll. Eyes. Any. Harder. Ow.
  • He was doing just fine until that last picture and then … KABOOM!
  • Here’s my head. Here’s my head. Here’s my head. Here’s my nipples.
  • Yo yo! White grlz in the hizzle, throwin’ signs. Holla.

2. A Mike Tomlin/Coors parody. Awesome! (h/t Josie)

3. Out of Fayette County:

State police say two Fayette County stepbrothers shot and killed four cows after dusk on the first day of deer rifle hunting season.

Police say 21-year-old Ronald Dwayne Regish III, of Dunbar, and 22-year-old Allen Kessler, of Normalville, fired 10 shots at the cows in Saltlick Township. A juvenile is also charged with firing a shot.

Police say the men used a spotlight to find the animals and told police they thought the animals were deer.

Yeah, I can totally see the resemblance.

And you know how deer like to meander around slowly under their incredible weight, even after shots are fired. It’s not like deer naturally go bolting into the distance at the the sound of a chipmunk burping or anything. No, they just freeze up and go, “Mooooo?”

I bet they really just wanted some severed cow heads for decoration.  It’s Fayette County.  ANYTHING is possible.

4. Reader Bobby posted a picture on his Facebook profile of him wearing his PittGirl shirt.

I love Bobby.

5. The lesbians. They are in love with KDKA’s Valerie Abati, who I remind you in case you are a giant stupid-head, is NOT related to Sonni Abatta.

6. Mike Tomlin has been nominated for the Coach of the Year. The Devil is also nominated. Because the NFL apparently thinks cheaters make great coaches.





14 Comments

  1. Stephanique1
    January 10, 2008 12:45 pm

    The fourth Craigs List picture block set reminds me of lines from a Dr. Seuss book…”white hat, no hat, black hat, nipple”

    Or do you remember on Sesame Street as a kid you had to pick the one thing out of 4 items that’s different from the others and doesn’t belong? They’d show like an apple, orange, pear, then a bicycle and the kid had to guess the bicycle because it wasn’t a fruit?

    Kind of like that too…



  2. Bram R
    January 10, 2008 12:47 pm

    Valeri Abati = well, i guess she’s hot NOW



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  4. BagitTagit
    January 10, 2008 1:27 pm

    Intelligent Man said…
    I believe they should be thrown in jail for shooting those poor cows

    Intelligenter Man said…
    Whatever. The jails are overpopulated you doofus and it would cost too much money

    Intelligentest Man said…
    It would only cost so much money because of the overtime the stupid guards make you schmoe.

    Intelligenter Man said…
    I’m no shmoe you yit. and if we just outsourced the jails to the best RFP we would get a great ROI for our DVR. Dummy.

    Intelligent Man said…
    Did one of you call me a name yet? You poopyheads?

    and so on and so forth…



  5. Pensgirl
    January 10, 2008 1:45 pm

    Pittgirl, of course there are ladies who are all about the cars! And Mr. Motors is clearly all about those women. But that leaves a question for him: do ya want a woman who likes you for your car, or do ya want a woman who won’t cheat on you with your friends?

    ‘Cause ya can’t get both.



  6. Erin
    January 10, 2008 2:02 pm

    1) I bet it really hurts to get your ribs tattooed.
    5) “weathering new crush” – excellent headline, Dish!



  7. Jonesin' for Pittgirl
    January 10, 2008 3:02 pm

    I read that article about the cows and was so hoping you would bring the snark! You totally made my day, PG. Thanks!



  8. KGC
    January 10, 2008 5:53 pm

    #4..

    50 yards away? With a spotlight? Yowsa.

    2 MENSA candidates, YEP!

    At least one of the dudes was from Normalville.. /snort

    Thank God, neither was from WV!



  9. PittCheMBA
    January 10, 2008 6:57 pm

    #5 – Hmm, while Abati was in Cinncinnati, there were rumors that she was dating one of the Cinncinnati Reds baseball players. This contradicts what was posted on Pittsburgh Dish.



  10. Still A. Fan
    January 10, 2008 8:02 pm

    head, head, head, nipples

    the single best line you have penned to this point.

    heeeeeeeeeeeeeey, i’m from fayette county. what that article didn;t mention is that the hunters in fayette county get their buzz on before they go a huntin’. they’ll shoot anything and say they thought it was a deer. also – don’t call them liars, they just might be stupid.



  11. Anthony
    January 10, 2008 10:18 pm

    I think I may have found a new favorite meteorologist.



  12. unsatisfied
    January 11, 2008 7:58 am

    there’s nothing in that article, I think, that says that valerie indeed IS a lesbian — just that lesbians LIKE/LOVE her — or something.

    good for them.

    as for me, a straight guy — she’s not too shabby, but I have never been a fan of “anchorhair.”

    I miss rebecca hower….



  13. Jonesin for Julie Gong
    January 11, 2008 8:23 am

    1. White girls thrown signs…knock it off…as if they even know what it means

    2. Niicceeeee….

    3. Hey did that deer just go “Moo”? Idiots…youll have that in Fayette-nam I guess.

    5. The more I see Valerie Abati (no relation to Sonni Abatta) the more Im liking her…however Im not changing my name from Jonesin for Julie Gong just yet…



  14. Me
    January 11, 2008 8:58 am

    3. There are just some people’s parents who should not have been allowed to procreate…