Just a note to say that I think my entire brain is really just a big ball of hormones, because last night when Malkin got his SECOND hat trick in 11 days (gee, do you think he’s got something to prove?) and the hats were raining down and he just kind of paused for a second to enjoy it?
I cried a little.
Boy, do I need to cowgirl the hell up!
Also, what I’d like to do is attend a game with a hat-trick, wait until they sweep up all of the hats, and then as soon as the hat collector dudes exit, whip my hat out onto the ice and be all, “Hah. PSYCH!”
Would I get in trouble for that?