PittGirl is going to hell, too.

A 41-year-old North Huntingdon woman has been jailed on aggravated assault charges for allegedly taking her sister’s prosthetic leg and beating her about the head and face so severely she had to be hospitalized.

Forget what I said about the Jeep driver.  I’m going to hell, too for involuntary chuckling at the mental image.

I think it was the “about the head and face” phrase that did me in.

You don’t have to write me and tell me.  I know.

I’d like to say that I’m sorry for being a heartless bitch.  I’ll go look at pictures of sick kids again.


  1. NY Luvs Pitts
    January 18, 2008 12:54 pm

    WHY ARE YOU TAKING ME WITH YOU?!?! (lol) The mental image is quite funny.

  2. justretiredguy
    January 18, 2008 12:59 pm

    The sister with the fake leg, is her name Peggy? Eileen?

  3. BBM
    January 18, 2008 1:53 pm

    I’ll see you there.

  4. Mary
    January 18, 2008 2:09 pm

    Paul McCartney is probably sorry he didn’t think of it.

  5. Jonesin' for Pittgirl
    January 18, 2008 2:21 pm

    I’m going to hurt myself from trying not to laugh out loud at work. PG, at least your chuckling is involuntary. I think that’s effing hysterical!

  6. BagitTagit
    January 18, 2008 2:30 pm

    I’m so happy when my hometown makes the news. NHT Representin!

  7. unsatisfied
    January 18, 2008 4:00 pm

    can we borrow it to smack onorato around a bit?

  8. Christina
    January 18, 2008 4:17 pm

    When I read this, I laughed so loudly at work in my cubicle that I think pretty much everyone I worked with heard me. Nothing like a crazy amputee/prosthetic-leg-beating version of ‘What Ever Happened To Baby Jane?’ story in North Huntingdon. Ah.

  9. Chase
    January 18, 2008 8:38 pm

    Did Mark Madden write that article?

    /head and upper torso

  10. chrys
    January 20, 2008 10:13 pm

    The mental image… LOL!! That will sustain me thru this cold, cold weekend..LOL!! Thank you