You must check out this local BMW commercial filmed with some of our Penguins which I found at Deadspin.
It is the worst-acted, cheesiest piece of cheese you will ever see.
Why the hell wasn’t I consulted on this?! You want the Penguins to sell cars for you?
Here ya go:
Colby Armstrong to camera: [ripping oxford shirt off with force, popping every button simultaneously] I’m Colby Armstrong.
Evgeni Malkin to camera: [tearing t- shirt off from the collar down] Привет, я – Евгений Молкин
Sergei Gonchar: [already shirtless] I’m Sergei Gonchar
All together: [placing their hands on their jeans’ zippers] Come down to A&L BMW and maybe we’ll take our pants off.
See how easy that was?! I wrote that in like six seconds.
Sure, men won’t really go for it, but who gives a damn?!
SHIRTLESS PENGUINS!!! Holla.