I am watching this video of Sally Wiggin trying to force her German Shepard to do the downward facing dog during Doga at Animal Friends and while I’m laughing til I’m crying, I can’t shake one particular thought: who the hell wears Uggs to do yoga?!
Sally Wiggin does. And her dog ain’t having any of the downward facing dog, all, “Not doing it, bitch. By the way, 2004 called. It wants it shoes back, ‘kay?”
Once again, I’d just like to say I’m not an animal hater. However, if I’m trying to do hare krishna or hari kari (those are yoga poses, right?) I’d like to concentrate on doing the pose without falling on my face. This will not be possible if I’m trying to avoid my dog who would very much like to mouth-breathe directly into my nostrils to allow me to experience for myself the particularly smoky flavor of deer poop he ate yesterday.
No. Thanks. Very much.