The Duke (if you’re new to the blog, you might not know why I call Ben Roethlisberger the Duke of Fug and the Earl of Gross. Here ya go.) has been honored with TWO, yes TWO of the “most awkward moments” at two different Super Bowl parties as reported by ESPN.
Awkward moment #1 occured at the EA Sports Madden Bowl where The Duke was partying with Joe Montana and Dennis Frickin’ Rodman:
Also, Roethlisberger gave a hopeful young woman a pretty impressive stiff arm with the help of some timely text messaging.
Then awkward moment #2 happened in his own VIP suite at the Urban2u.com party which also boasted Pamela Frickin’ Anderson:
So, my Super Bowl party experience began like any other: Me and ESPN.com fantasy guru Matthew Berry in Ben Roethlisberger’s VIP suite watching two girls inspect one another for tonsillitis.
Awkward moment of the night: The show in Roethlisberger’s suite we described in the first paragraph.
That’s right, you minions of Benny’s. Shield your virgin eyes. Benny was hosting hawt. lesbian. action.
Play on, playa.