Reader Michael (who I shamelessly stole this post’s title from) wrote:
So on my way into work this morning adult performer Stormy Daniels was appearing on a local guy-centric talk show to promote her performance tonight at one of Baltimore’s finest “Ballets.” Well the conversation moved to Ms. Daniels’ conquests and guys who hit on her and this being a guy-centric show the hosts asked her about athletes.
She hemmed and hawed and disclaimed that she did not want to “start any rumors” because she hasn’t “slept” with him but she really liked and has hung out with Ben Roethlisberger.
Hilarity ensued, as it is wont to do, when the hosts asked her if the Earl lived up to his nickname (Big Ben) and Ms. Daniels in that ohhh so sexy purr seemed to intimate that he did. Post-interview there was much speculation that she seemed to have the first hand knowledge necessary to answer that question.
I think the Earl has been lost and is destined to become the next Jeff Reed, only, you know like as a real football player.
The minions are going to hire pigeons to gouge my eyes out for posting this.