Ok. Where’s the pigeon-lovers forum that has linked to my blog because suddenly, the pigeon lovers are on my case like Benny’s minions. An email from Cheryl:
You should be ashamed of yourself, picking on defensiveless pigeons. May I remind you that kicking pigeons violates animal cruelty laws in Pennsylvania. Do you kick babies too? They carry more diseases that are a threat to you than a pigeon?
I know I shouldn’t be giving fuel to their fire, but come on. These emails and their ridiculous lack of a sense of humor are kinda hilarious.