So readers are emailing me asking me if my girl-crush Wendy Bell is pregnant.
I emailed Wendy because we’re like TH…..IS and she has confirmed that she is now sporting bigger boobs … er … that she is indeed pregnant.
Yay for Wendy!
She also took the time to say:
I still think it’s so lovely that you’ve created the “most loved/hated” persona for me. Fantastic. Who could wish for so much? I think it’s pretty obvious that I’m getting a huge stomach, so there’s no holding back.
Keep up the good work… And if you get a second… you HAVE to check out the hilarious site my husband sent me. Freaking beautiful.
If you don’t find it funny, you’re …
Well, I’ll just end it there, suffice it to say that Wendy is one hilarious, hot mama.
Chuck Norris Facts is as funny as she says. My personal favorites that had me laughing out loud as I read them, laughing out loud on my way to work as I was thinking about them, and laughing out loud as I’m cutting and pasting them now:
- If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live
- Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
- Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
- Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
- Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
- Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
And my absolute favorite:
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the “Circle of Life.”