Master Baby Face

This article was in the first issue of Frank, a review of ideas in public service published by the Clinton School of Public Service and was offered to me by Brett, an editor there.

Never before in my life have I opened a PDF and shouted HOLY MACKEROONIE!

1. If you’ve ever wanted to see all of Lukey’s pores, wish granted:

2. Take a look at Lukey’s nicknames:

Next time I take my leave of the mayor you can be damned sure it will be with a “Later, Baby Face.”

3. And the best. Oh, the best for last. It needs no words except these … what would be the absolute best thing to Photoshop coming out of Lukey’s ass?

Also? I’m pretty sure if you’re holding a camera and you say, “Hey, Baby Face, will you do THIS for me?” Lukey will do it. Even if THIS is a jump shot, an armpit fart, the Hokey Pokey, or the Elmo Chicken Dance.

You can check the issue out for yourself. Request a free copy by emailing or calling 501-683-5200.

Tell him PittGirl sent you and that she’s thinking a monkey would be best.


  1. Dan (Not Onarato)
    February 22, 2008 8:32 am

    Jeezuz Christmas…..Can anyone tell me how were supposed to win the “War on Snow 2008” when the field general is nicknamed Baby Face?

    Anyone? Zober? Zober?


  2. Miss Lee
    February 22, 2008 9:26 am

    You definitely need to photoshop a pile of snow underneath his ass… or maybe a snow plow driving up it!

  3. HickoryChick
    February 22, 2008 9:27 am

    Nice complexion, babyface…

  4. unsatisfied
    February 22, 2008 9:43 am

    with that “heisman” pose above, you can tell that “baby face” ravenstahl was the KICKER for W&J, not a QB or RB….

  5. Magnus Patris
    February 22, 2008 9:49 am

    When I see this picture, all I can think of is, “Oh, we’re the boys of the chorus, we hope you like the show. We know you’re rootin’ for us, but now we have to gooooooo!” BTW, which one is Luke’s Cool Hand?

  6. unsatisfied
    February 22, 2008 11:52 am

    nice bugs bunny reference, magnus…

  7. TC
    February 22, 2008 12:57 pm

    Salt. It needs to be salt. Luke will personally take the war on snow to the streets, spreading road salt from his behind.

  8. justretiredguy
    February 22, 2008 2:47 pm


  9. chrys
    February 22, 2008 5:58 pm

    I’m guessing Luke’s Cool Hand is the one he uses for known only to him as “me time”..

  10. Steeler_tom
    February 22, 2008 8:10 pm

    I’m thinking a snow plow coming outta his arse would look phunny

  11. PittCheMBA
    February 22, 2008 10:46 pm

    Did Lukey chase down Big Ben to get his autograph?