This article was in the first issue of Frank, a review of ideas in public service published by the Clinton School of Public Service and was offered to me by Brett, an editor there.
Never before in my life have I opened a PDF and shouted HOLY MACKEROONIE!
1. If you’ve ever wanted to see all of Lukey’s pores, wish granted:
2. Take a look at Lukey’s nicknames:
Next time I take my leave of the mayor you can be damned sure it will be with a “Later, Baby Face.”
3. And the best. Oh, the best for last. It needs no words except these … what would be the absolute best thing to Photoshop coming out of Lukey’s ass?
Also? I’m pretty sure if you’re holding a camera and you say, “Hey, Baby Face, will you do THIS for me?” Lukey will do it. Even if THIS is a jump shot, an armpit fart, the Hokey Pokey, or the Elmo Chicken Dance.
You can check the issue out for yourself. Request a free copy by emailing email@example.com or calling 501-683-5200.
Tell him PittGirl sent you and that she’s thinking a monkey would be best.