Fug, Gross, and Rich.

So The Duke of Fug and the Earl of Gross, he of the HAWT LESBIAN SUPER BOWL ACTION, he that cannot be marred ever in the eyes of his devoted minions, apparently hit up Vegas last weekend and both MSNBC and the New York Post caught him in action:

Via MSNBC, The Duke was in Vegas:

Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger was also in Vegas — he hit the Playboy Club blackjack table with friends and bodyguards by his side. A source says he was placing bets of up to $8,000 per hand.

Via the NY Post:

March 3, 2008 — PITTSBURGH Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger sure knows how to live it up. Spies at the Playboy Club in the Palms Casino in Las Vegas spotted the player last week “burning the midnight oil at a blackjack table.” Flanked by friends and bodyguards – not to mention a bevy of ladies – the gridiron hero “dropped $25,000 at the tables” last Sunday, and hit the tables again Wednesday night.  “He was flirting with the Bunnies, smoking cigars and drinking vodka Red Bulls” before heading down to N9NE Steakhouse for dinner.

You go, Benny.  Get on with your fug, gross self!

Also?  Benny could have thrown one of those Bunnies down on the blackjack table, had his way with her, bitch-slapped her, ordered a puppy from the concierge, drop-kicked the puppy, spit at a baby, and flipped off a nun and his minions would STILL be all, “But, PittGirl, he’s playing for JESUS!”

(h/t Chris and Mary)