White Oak officials want to rename the McKeesport School District because they think it will attract new residents who are put off by the image and reputation of the McKeesport School District.
Borough officials say that image, especially concerning economics, should be improved. Last week, White Oak council President Jack Petro Jr. proposed changing the name of the McKeesport Area School District as one way to attract new people.
So by their brilliantly genius-y thought process that is probably being turned by mice in a cog, we could rename the Hill District to The Highland Estates and people will suddenly be all, “Hey! Let’s move to The Highland Estates. Doesn’t that sound like a place where we don’t need to worry about getting murdered while we walk the dog at night?”
Like I said. Brilliant!
Homewood is now “Westhampsminstershire” and Lincoln/Lemington is now “Derbyshirbingham.”
Spread the word, ‘kay?