Police are reviewing surveillance tape to try to find the men who opened fire inside an East Liberty store Sunday night.
Police said the group burst into the Broad Street Family Dollar and stole a bag of M & Ms. During the robbery, one of the men fired his gun into the ceiling, police said.
During their escape, the men dropped the bag of candy, police said. No cash was taken in the heist. Anyone with information is asked to contact police.
1. Someone REALLY wanted to try the new cherry M&Ms.
2. It is a special kind of stupid who would risk jail time for a bag of candy-coated chocolate.
3. Are these the same guys that stole the twelve spatulas?
4. Do you think any of their planning of this “heist” went like this:
Leader of the Special Stupid People: Okay. Here’s how it’s going down. We run in like bats out of hell. Jay, you grab the M&Ms. Bob, you shoot the ceiling. Me, I yell some shit about “nobody move or i’ma kill you all” and then Jay? Jay? Yeah, then you drop the M&Ms and we make a run for it. It’s gonna be sick. Woot!